I wish I had posted this earlier, but don’t forget that today, 7/11/07 is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SLURPEEEEEEEEEEE DAYYYYYYY!!!
I wanna “Squishie!”
I got mine in Mountain View, along with a sixer of Buzz cola, a box of Krusty-Os and a Big Bite that was “rich with bunly goodness.”
I got a free Slurpee yesterday, blue vanilla. I also got a free root beer float at sonic last month. Mmm, free stuff.
I don’t think I have ever seen a 7-11 in Minnesota.
But I think I did see that Abu from Quick E Mart.
Duh, he works at all convenience stores.
So he is sort of like Santa Claus? He can be at several stores at once?
Did you know that Santa Claus works for Bollywood?
No, that was a myth started by the church to discredit Santa Claus and reclaim the church’s market share of Christmas.
I know. I was one of the people who started it.
I wasn’t aware Bollywood had any of Christmas’ market share.
They don’t. But Santa Claus has a big chunk. By associating him with Bollywood, we had hoped to discredit him. It didnt work. Our next plan is to associate him with Rush Limbaugh.
Try’na give the kids nightmares now? Sheesh, you Christians are sadistic.