Oh, no! Some one help me! I’ve done something crazy! Please help me! I’m in serious need of a head shrinker (or something). Help, help!
I bought a Coker. 
Sigh, the grin on these isn’t big enough, can’t we get a bigger one?
Now I’m going work on hooking it up to my PDA, that is right after I go for another ride. Heh, heh.
Did I mention ?