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Wouldn’t you have to know where your socks are if you were to masturbate into them? And if you did know where they were, then they wouldn’t be lost anymore?
I think it means, if he lost one sock out of a pair.
shh, then where will i masturbate?
(that is not for sig lines 
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hmmm…I think the sign is from the owner of the laundromat. if he finds any socks in the dryer that people using the laundromat have left behind, he masturbates into them. (as a gentle reminder to remember to take all your laundry and not leave any behind)
Shhhh.
THANKYOU
Admit it Tom…you created this thread just for Matt.
well not just for Matt… but i did have him in mind