Not for kids: Epistomology and dogma

I swear, phlegm really said this, undoctored quote from the carbon chauvinism thread. Until then, the thread was OK for kids, but now they’re all running to look up these dirty words.

Meanwhile, Lord Alan Chambers dispatched his vallet to the 2nd floor library for the philosophy dictionary, and borrowed some consultants from his father to win this intense battle of wits with phlegm!!! From the parapet, one of the Chambers Palace guards has spied Dr. Science and a band of crazed MUniacs–rumor has it they’re looking for a NEW MUniac Mansion (anyone recall MUniac Mansion?) Looks like Lord Chambers now has battles on too many fronts. Same Bat Time, same Bat Station.

What can we do to stop this??! Where’s Harper the Monitor (Lizard)?? Where’s Gilby?? Shouldn’t SOMEONE contact the President of the Unicycling Society of America??!

Billy

Normally I can sort of decipher your posts…but…what the hell are you talking?

I think he’s saying that phlegm uses words too big for him.

Billy, I don’t understand a word of what you are saying. But more importantly…

Are you talking about the computer game or the TV show? If you are referring to Maniac Mansion, the funniest TV show ever (EVER), let’s jack this thread and discuss. If not, then we can “continue” to discuss this most important issue that you have raised in this thread. Which is… um… what exactly?

Hang on, isn’t “undoctored quote” an oxy-moron. It’s either a quote (verbatim), or it’s not (messed up attempt by BTM to be a smart-a**).

I think you mean it’s redundant, Dr Science, not an oxymoron.

HMMMM, you could be right

Why don’t we spend a few pages analyzing why you feel the need to say this. Okay, you start.

For the record, he really did say it. Billy, you press the quote button and pass up an opportunity for creative writing? What’s gotten into you?

Hey Dave, how did you link so it went to the post you wanted in the thread instead of linking to the post separated from the post (like this)?

Should I actually be sorry for jacking this thread? :stuck_out_tongue:

What the heck are your talking about episiotomy and dogma. I thought episiotomy and epidurals went together.

In fact, I believe it was I who introduced the word ‘epistemology’ to the thread. For this I humbly apologise. :slight_smile:

BTM’s posts interest me more and more. I think I’ll stick to my policy of not responding, though.

Al

Wow, I feel honored to have my very own BillyTheMountain spinoff thread. :slight_smile:

I really did say it. Read the posts that uni57 linked to if you want to figure out what it’s about.

Hooray for weaponized kissing!!

The bigger question here is what technological malfunction made BTM come off my ignore list?

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But: What is this thread ABOUT? It’s about too many things, filled with obtuse references (like Don McLean’s American Pie), Alan Chambers and the one-legged dog that ran around his childhood estate. It’s about me going “Wow!” to that, and to the heavy philosophy, big words, and a fantasy story.

Anyone care to finish the story? Will Alan survive? Does he have what it takes to stay in the ring (or thread) and engage? He ends so many posts threatening to throw in the towel.

Will the MUniacs’ invasion succeed?

The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways…