NO MOUNTAIN UNICYCLISTS ALLOWED!
If you ride on dirt, then go away. I don’t want to talk to you. I’m proud of my asphalt, concrete, and indoor riding! 
…wow…
<—giggles
you hate dirt I take it.
Is this a political statment?
im leaving… jeez
That’s not fair!
I live in the middle of nowhere, meaning I can only ride on dirt. I am not, however, a mountain unicyclist. I try to do freestyle/trials stuff (no street, cuz I ain’t got one) but it does get difficult when all these rocks and dips keep knocking me over…
what is the purpose of this thread?
i live in iowa, there’s no way i can be a mountain unicyclist. though i do like offroading.
i think so… and i love it!
rofl
step off skinny! who says it needs a purpose!
Dirk > Dirt
I dunno?
No. We MUni riders will take over this thread just like the atheists took over the Christian Unicyclists thread. 
P.S. - Do you believe in MUni?
Too right, they’re only jealous, after all it takes a real man to go Muniing, those smooth surface wimps.
I worship at the church of dirt.
I dont do dirt.
Dirt riding requires much more planning and such.
I can´t go out and spontaneously ride Muni.
But I can spontaneously go out and ride trial or flatlandlike street stuff.