nicknames

this may be stupid but what nicknames do you guys have. i’m known as “batman” at my fire department for all the pranks i pull.

Manboob … manboobus … fatmanscoop … various others lol.

cracker, grammer, peanut butter… i got a few lol

This guy Jason at my work is nicknamed Hosty (like the snack brand Hostess, just with an ‘ee’ at the end). He doesn’t really know why.

Dave, original I know but most of my friends are known by versions of their surname as we went to public school, Scrote and Lucy (both guys) stand out particularly.

A couple girls like to call me ‘Matty’. I’ve been called ‘Marty’ before as well.

Mostly just variations on ‘Matt’…a few people call me ‘Shubert’ (that’s my last name).

Billy

or BillyTheMountain

Some folks call me Ringo, because my current driver’s license photo looks like Ringo Starr, (particularly when xeroxed for the folks in the transportation department where I work)

“Buck” “roo” “hey look at that guy on the unicycle!”

Really?

In the marching band in high school, the drum instructor gave me the nickname Doc. I never knew why, other than being an intellectual type (I wasn’t interested in studying health-related topics at that time). Only a few people still call me Doc or The Doctor. Back then, some people called me Dave and some people called me Doc. But another drummer was named Butch. I don’t think that was his real name. But that was the ONLY name you ever called him. My nickname wasn’t quite up to that level (where people don’t even know your real name).

The cool thing about nicknames is that you can’t give one to yourself. And only cool people can give out nicknames. I mean, not just anyone can rename another person. Some deprived people never got a nickname. How sad that must be for them. If you need a nickname, I can’t help you. I’m not cool enough. Ask harper for a nickname (follow the yellow brick road). Maybe you can’t even ask. You either get one or you don’t.

let’s see… I’ve had nicknames like Madman, Maddie, Mason, Ducttape, Tapeman, Tapey… those are all the nicknames I can think of that i’ve ever had… the most currently used nicknames are Maddie and Ducttape.

I got he whole year at my school to call me captain. Guess I’m just super-cool, eh?

guitar guy

cause im almost never see nwith out my guitar

my frend calls me

nig-nug,

I have no idea wat it means but owell lol

how did you get ducttape?

+1

Well…
Friends…Hazmat.
Work…Harry.
Home…Weirdo.

Usually just Pat, some people have taken a liking to calling me Paddy though.

Hugo.

Cheers, Marcus

Doc

Tuco - after the guy Eli Wallach played in The Good the Bad and the Ugly. Some say I laugh like him.

It used to be Rebar.