The funniest thing a over stimulated, over excited kid, high on a
additives and sugar said was…
“Ooo Arghh A… A… ooo a trampoline bike”
and continued to laugh hysterically and shake violently…
my boss at work, being the pompous, ignorant fellow he is, insists on
asking most monday mornings whether i had been on out on my
“monocycle / moped”
I would like to point out i have on several occasions pointed out, in
great detail, the dfferences between a unicycle and a monocycle,
and that a Moped is entirly different!
Usually the dumbest namings seem to come from parents who are trying to be educational to small children. The kids themselves may come up with dumber names, but those are funny!
One of my favorites, because it came from an adult (can’t remember if he was a mtn biker or hiker), who called it a “One-wheeled unibikel!”
A lot of times, I think we hear funny names like these because the people are trying to say what they’re seeing while there’s still time to point it out to whoever they’re with. Usually they have only a few seconds, so you get lots of fun words!