My New Year resolution is to find the six-fingered man who killed my father.
What’s-a yours?
umm, fix my car
or, get better at unicycling lol.
no, both! 
Learn to love myself.
get an album out with my band, stick with a good band with a good looking career
and one of the most important things, start up dating the girl that i like. (and keep dating her for a good long time.)
kill everyone
ahh. Good resolution there jackie.
No remember, your botched attempt to kill yourself first would be unselfish, but would have made it kind of hard to finish the job…
Build up a 29er 
Build up a giant square of boogers and then cook it in the oven, and then eat it.
100 mile coker ride.
Get ok at trials.
Haha I totally saw that movie on the plane yesterday…
As for me, I’m not one to plan ahead.
To start reverse aging, like that new Brad Pitt Movie! But I’ll start at 35, instead of like 85, lol! 
Don’t you already love yourself several times a day?
Bob Dole.
Bob Dole just likes to talk about Bob Dole, actually, Bob Dole just likes the sound of Bob Dole’s voice. Bob Dole!
My resolution would be to finish writing my book. Or to learn to jump higher.
become debt free
I don’t have one, if i wanted to change I’d change when I want, if I want to do something then I’ll do it when I can.
That is but a temporary, fleeting, physical love. I’m after the love for oneself that brings about a sense of self esteem and self worth, something I lack as of now.
giggle giggle
maestro, i actually respect you now, your a lot nicer than you previously were.
To grow a sixth finger and a beard. The sixth finger to help with the concertina; the beard as a disguise to avoid being tracked down and killed because I have six fingers. 
Not to buy stuff that will only end up as landfill.
To ride my unicycle at least once every year.