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WOAH! This thread will be 300percent dedicated to me!

HURRAH! ME!..I’ve got so much caffeine in my blood that I"m shaking aboout it…

ok, so, pre-sliced bagels, skateboards, bikes…and violence is/are for squares…

God I HATE squares! they make me so angry!!!

And GRammar is stoopid too…

who was it that answered the pushmepullyou question again?..yeah, that dude was smart…not you Potter, the other dude…Your answer was funny though…

Ok, so hippoppottopie tastes bad…

and so does rat-pie…

I’d like to tell the world how much I love it: I love you world, really…you’re so pretty! it is us ugly polluting humans that made you ugly…you’re still kinda pretty though…

crunchy or smooth?
Crunchy.

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middle…

Woah, me is stupid today…smarten up…too tired yet highstrung to write coherent sentences…must…find…meaning!

so…close now…almost there!..CRAP! It ran away…

I"m gonna skip these idiocies and ask you all a question:

Who wants me to write a story?

yeah, that’s what I’ll do with this thread…I’ll write a story and post it peice by peice to keep y’all guessin’…yay? or nay? uber? or uberstupid?

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YAYUBER!!!

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ok, this is the story of my life…

once upon a time…
There where these aliens who where messing around with chromosones to try to create the most awesome and ubercrazy(ina good way) human being… And, that’s how I was born, in a test tube…

Being born and everything the Aliens tried to raise me as their own but the female’s brest milk was ubernasty! So I cried, and I cried, and I cried until they had had enough.

So they sent me down to earth to find my own breastmilk.
I tried every girl insight but none would suit my tastes so I headed up to the country in search of some REAL milk… That’s when I met Daisy, my new mom…her milk was the greatest, most purest milk ever… Daisy and I used to be like peanut butter and chocolate… I loved Daisy. But as we all know, time goes by and people get older… One day Daisy wouldn’t make milk no more and had to be sent west… I cried! and I cried! pleading for Daisy to come back…she never did come back…poor daisy…

that’s it for now…who want’s more?

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you are very weird. but in a nice way. i think…

:slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

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Me and my buddies recently wrote a story about the Cosmic Muffin (an alien that stocks you and kills you in honor of his Muffin bretheren).

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really? cool! why don’t you post it?

I write songs and poems sometimes…I’m kinda sad because I lost my favorite one and I can’t remeber it in all it’s greatness…

it was called: Poopy Moopy o so Droopy.

It was awesome…

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whoa you got to calm downand dont be so wierd the world will stop looking at you funny, not that its a bad thing

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You saying you don’t like my stories?

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PART TWO:

Being old enough to not need milk anymore (not that I didn’t want any) I decided to go back to the mothership and see what my homies were up to…

Turns out they where so busy building a weapon of ultimate destruction with their oh-so-much-more-advanced technology
that they forgot all about me…

You know, I was a little upset at this…so I stole the machine they were building (which would have been used to destroy the world I learned to love) it was called something like a “ubercycler”
in their dialect…

Yeah, I know theft is bad… but hey! they shouldn’t have forgotten my birthday right?

So, once I was back on earth I took a good look at the “ubercycle”
and thought: “woah, this look like those duacyclers I’ve seen people ride… I wonder if that is what it was meant for…”

that’s it for now…who wants more?

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me! me! pick me!