Well it was quite simply really. The local primary school left 2 of those tiny little board they use for swimming lessons, they’re commonly yellow in Australia. Anyway we took them while unicycling and started using them a bit like skateboard.
We started off placing a 2m long bench at about a 40 - 45 degree angle and sliding down it, that was cool. Then we started putting it on the ground and sliding around. It wasn’t working fantastically so we threw some sand on the bricks and they slid like mad. This is where my friend went home so I started using it a little more like a skateboard.
Well at one end, the front, it has a little ‘kick’ so I started using it the reverse way, attempting to ollie. Only doing it successfully once or twice I decided to give up on that, and put an old skateboard grip on it another day. But I started basically making the board do half a backflip and then you land on the other side.
Then somehow I went from doing the half board-backflip, to doing the half board-backflip off a say… 18 inch wall. Then I started to do it over the top of a gap. Somehow I threw in a 180 myself (without moving the board - is this what they call a sex change, i dunno i only ever skated for like a month). So by the end I managed to do a half board-backflip, off an 18 inch wall, over an 18 inch gap with me doing a 180 off the board and then landing on it.
Ahh, looks like the title has fooled everybody. My plan has worked perfectly. Now all that’s left is people clicking the link. Ooh… shouldn’t of said that out loud.
Either your computer has some serious problems or you’re trying to stop them from clicking the link hehehe. Anyway. Whatever, hope it doesnt crash anyone elses. Nobody else ever seems to have this sort of problem with it?
Drat! It seems my plan has backfired. People are curious and are clicking on the link just to see if it will crash their browser. Curses!
The more people who click that link the more power you get and the closer you come to ruling the world. And there is nothing we can do to stop your inevitable rise to worldwide domination.
[in the background Robbie’s evil and maniacal laugh echos through the great hall]