Our school has an annual Pack the Bathroom contest, and I just got back from it. the old school record was 143 people, and this year we got 147 people! GO MOSCOW!!!
It was put on by the school’s Wimpy Club, which is the club that does really stupidly amusing things, such as seeing how many people you can fit in one bathroom.
dope! maybe i should start a whimpy club…
Come on, this thread is nothing without at least one photo!
Did you manage to break the “Cover the bathroom floor in trampled, crushed bodies” record? 
Phil
dude that is awesome. what bathroom was used m/f? and were people stacked on top of each other? were you one of the 147? what size bathroom? how many stalls/urinals? i need details man!!
it was a guys bathroom, but for this purpose, we let girls in too. it wasn’t a huuuge bathroom, just a typical public school bathroom…three stalls, three urinals, and three sinks. people were all over each other!! a bunch of people sat on each others shoulders, they were sitting on top of the stalls, standing on the sink counter, it was sweet…I’ll have pictures sometime, but possibly not until the yearbook comes out, which is a while…but they will be here eventually!
Just curious if this annual event is with or without the blessing of the school.
Pft who cares? That’s awesome as hell.
yeah, the teachers often take part, and the principal is the last one to go in…our school is pretty flippin sweet.
what else does this whimpy club do?
When I was pledging a fraternity, they made all of us get in one small bathroom, gave each of us a cigar and we coudn’t come out until the cigars were smoked down to the nub.
have you beat the previous school year’s record each year?
If so, how much smaller can we predict next year’s students to be than this year’s? How many students will that be?
This is not fair. Being from the skinny part of Idaho you people have grown up shoulder to shoulder just to stay within the state border. This gives you an unfair advantage over people from places such as Alaska and Texas. People from spacious (specious?) areas should claim a disability here. I always thought you played fair, James Potter. I’m very disappointed. No one could possibly stuff a bathroom more efficiently than people from the skinny part of Idaho.
Harper makes a good point.
But that doesn’t get you off the hook; I’m still expecting, at least, an average height & width (not so much weight, as weight != mass || volume/area occupied) of everyone that participated, and a prediction (based on previous years’ experience) as to the average height & width of next year’s students.
This will be 20% of your final grade. Due next Friday, October the 14th.
The Wimpy Club does all sorts…one time they had a Hotdog Relay Race, in which you had to run through and under and over a bunch of hurdles and stuff, eat two hot dogs, run back, eat two more hot dogs, run back, etc…don’t know how many times, but anyway, a lot of 'em threw up. it was great. oh, and the guy who started Wimpy Club was a unicyclist. he’s graduated now though.
letsee…well, there was a huge range. Zach is 6’4", and Erin is about 5’1". so I guess the average height was like 5’6"ish. and as for the width…pfft, I donno.
nope, two years ago was the first year it started, and that set the record at 143. last year was PITIFUL, it wasn’t advertised nearly well enough, so we got like 98 or so…and this year, 147! next year I think we could possibly break 200, if we get a LOT more people to do it, and sit on each others shoulders more…
if the school cares so much about stuffing bathrooms full of kids, they should train you guys for it throughout the year. maybe have a mandatory class on human stacking, and keeping the sudents nice and skinny couldn’t hurt. maybe some forced daily jogging, take away the soda and candy machines, nothing but skim milk and vegetables in the cafeteria, and expel all fat kids. they could hit the 200 person mark if they work on it.
We had a similar competition at my school, totally without teachers permission but the game was to try and get as many kids onto a windowsill as possible. The current record stands at 13, and it gave rise to the now iconic shout (as people walked past and we were desperate for more people)
“There’s ALWAYS room for one more!!”
Happy Days
Loose.
thats awesome, we have a window sill like that at the middle school. but its by a stair case and getting a lot of people on it would be dangerous because there is only one place to get on and as youo slide over the floor gets farther and farther away
have fun
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I suggest that you stack kids horizonally. There is a lot of wasted space in the headroom even if kids are sitting on each other’s shoulders. If you stacked horizonal bodies, you could stuff them to the ceiling with little or no wasted space. Of course, the secret would be to avoid being in the bottom layer and having to lay in contact with the bathroom floor.