I’d like to propose a “while drinking a beer” mount. The rider must open a beer, mount the unicycle, and finish consumption of a 12 oz can or bottle of beer while staying on the unicycle and not spilling any beer.
It could be done, I’m with ya
Man, I can’t stand beer!
How about if I pour and sip a shot of Jack Daniel’s without spilling a drop?
Then obviously we’d have to change the name of the mount. Not liking beer would make this that much more of a difficult mount!
OK, how about a 12-ounce can or bottle of Root Beer?
For the rest of us…
God, grant me the SERENITY to accept the mounts I cannot do…
COURAGE to execute the mounts I can…
and WISDOM to know the difference.
P.S. - The MONEY to buy a COKER wouldn’t exactly hurt either. See you on Sunday.
Re: New mount: while drinking a beer
AccordNSX wrote:
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> I’d like to propose a “while drinking a beer” mount. The rider must open
> a beer, mount the unicycle, and finish consumption of a 12 oz can or
> bottle of beer while staying on the unicycle and not spilling any beer.
What about drinking a Fat Tire while doing some
perhaps-not-too-tricky muni? It’s not brilliant
beer but seems appropriate somehow.
Arnold the Aardvark
Do I win a prize?
We need a penny in the picture, to prove validity.
I tried to mount and ride carrying a slab/carton/case of beer (i.e., 24x375ml) the other day…
…it didn’t work
Trenton
I’m taking the liberty of posting a pic of Nathan Hoover taken after finishing a mountain challenge in which he competed. He took the challenge before it was a challenge in a BIG way.
that Seirra Nevada pale ale Nathan’s got in his hand has still got the cap on!
this does’nt count in my beer/uni rule book.if it does count, then write me down as mounting with a case of beer,thats 24 cans! Whew.
Re: New mount: while drinking a beer
I took it off right after that photo was taken and started drinking while
riding; unfortunately the photo of that was blurred…oh well.
—Nathan
“jagur” <jagur.9n9mn@timelimit.unicyclist.com> wrote in message
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> that Seirra Nevada pale ale Nathan’s got in his hand has still got the
> cap on!
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> this does’nt count in my beer/uni rule book.if it does count, then write
> me down as mounting with a case of beer,thats 24 cans! Whew.
Fair enough Nathan. We’ll let that one slide this time, but next time both your hands should have beers in them!
My question is: If riding uni with a beer in hand and you fall, which is the greater offense - dropping the uni to save the beer or dropping the beer to save the uni? A situation I wouldn’t dare put myself in(unless it’s Natty Ice then I’ll save the uni for sure).
Re: New mount: while drinking a beer
sned wondered:
> My question is: If riding uni with a beer in hand and you fall, which is
> the greater offense - dropping the uni to save the beer or dropping the
> beer to save the uni?
How can you possibly ask that question? Save the beer, of course. Unless
it’s American beer, then save the uni 
–
Danny Colyer (remove safety to reply) ( http://www.juggler.net/danny )
Recumbent cycle page: http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/recumbents/
There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
- Those who can count in binary; 10. Those who can’t.
Answer:
If you are riding, you are not falling.
By the time you are falling, beer should be gone.
Typical. I see no allowance in this challenge for those who prefer hand pulled beer by the pint. 
What about thoes beer hats, wouldnt they give an unfair advantage in the drinking beer while mounting, Hands free and 2 beers a time.
So do we allow the beer hats?
Chex
Today I ordered a “headrush”. It’s a hand held beer bong contraption that goes over the top of a beer bottle making it extremely easy to slam them down.
And remember, rider must ride away. 