Hey guys, I’m a new unicyclist who’s on here for the advice, cool videos, and general senselessness. I’m friends with Alex, Matt, and Sam, so they’re teaching me how to ride. So yeah.
Please don’t publicly admit that you know me.
First bit of advice: if that is your friend’s response to you saying you know him, get new friends!
WELCOME!
its alex dude, that is a kind greeting, as he would give to a g/f or b/f(depending on his preference, HA!) but hopefully a g/f.
Welcome to the thing
+1
Until fearther notice
Welcome lt_dan0007 !!!
Hi!
Just a word of warning…this guy is a little on the side.
God, I hate you Matt. You too Alex. Not Sam yet, but I’m sure I will; give it time.
Well, men of that influence usually dress well and impress the ladies.
…ok never mind, you’re not fruity anymore.
Skrobo wins! It’s girlfriend, in case you wondering. Check out spazdude222’s signature.
You know that thing I always end up having to say about Sam? It applies to Daniel too. And I was sitting right behind him on a laptop at the time. What was I supposed to do, be nice? Pshaw…
I changed my sig since you wrote this…But baically, Alex dates monkeys.
GET OUT! LEAVE NOW!!
you all seem to be the EXACT same person in the whole attitude area 
Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooo
Welcome to the fora
We get that a lot…can’t imagine why.
Scary isn’t it?
and you all have good puncuation! you guys must have a good school system for handicapped kids.
EDIT: i keep laughing wayyyy to hard at my own jokes…does this mean im going to have to be a teacher when i grow up? 
The poor guys only been here a few days and aready he’s being told to get out 