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It takes an emperor to run an empire. A king to rule a kingdom. So who should run our country ? Vote for Hillary in '16 !

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A Count, obviously.

Bonus points if he enjoys counting things far too much and causes lightning whenever he laughs, but any old Count oughtta do.

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I think you are to gay to get the joke

That’s ok, I live in Key West, so I am am used to my jokes falling flat. Just try to tell tit jokes to a group of fat lesbians.

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[LIST=1]

  • I don't care whether you think I'm gay or not.
  • The word you are looking for is "too".
  • Being gay would not preclude me getting the joke. Not even if I were excessively so.
  • I got the joke.
  • I contributed a better one.
  • I don't think your problem is that you live in Key West.
  • I know that at least some fat lesbians like tits quite a bit, so some of them might like jokes about them. Assuming they're, you know, any good. The jokes, that is... not the tits... or the fat lesbians... though that wouldn't hurt. [/LIST]
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    How do you make a fat lesbian laugh?

    Easy, just tickle her tit. She will look at you and laugh. Ha!, like you think that will work ?

    This joke also works well on small lesbians, but you have to be more careful, because the fat chick standing next to her might smack you. But then, trust me, everyone will laugh.