a 350 pound florida drug suspect was arrested with crack cocaine concealed in his fat rolls (didn’t catch how much it was)
-CNN headline news
Were there any cracks about crack in the crack?
Hate to crack it to you, but it was only a text message along the bottom, that’s all it said.
From several hits on the Google news search:
OKEECHOBEE, Fla. – An obese inmate was caught hiding crack cocaine in a cigar holder under a roll of fat beneath his stomach, jail officials said Wednesday.
Another inmate told jail officials that 6-foot-2 Jonathan Wilson, who weighs 350 pounds, had the drugs, according to an Okeechobee County sheriff’s report.
A deputy was unable to find any drugs on 27-year-old Wilson in a strip search, the Daily Okeechobee News reported. But a second search “located a small brown cylinder that is used to carry cigars concealed in a fat roll at the bottom of inmate Wilson’s stomach,” the report said.
The tube contained about 1.9 grams of suspected cocaine.
Jailed on sale and possession of cocaine charges, Wilson faces an additional charge for introduction of contraband into a detention facility
Time to re-write the strip search manual. 
Or at least a new section on cracking crack cracks.
ok i was going to go and eat the last hot cross bun of good friday but now i’m not so sure…