She says it makes the house smell bad, the car smell bad and my clothes smell bad; plus it sets a bad example for the children.
She thinks I do it because I am addicted. She doesn’t realize I do it for the sheer pleasure.
What is it?
theres other ways to get sheer pleasure, without being as stinky!!
Take your 661’s and soak’em in the bathtub with some mild soap. Let them air dry anf they shouldn’t smell too much.
yes there is!!
OH…I assumed you meant quit unicycling when I saw the subject line…I was thinking… “What the hell is he talking about?” when I read the post. Now I get it.
It’s either Quit farting, or quit eating beans…
Just because your wife wants you to quit playing with the dog is no reason that you have to. You have to want to yourself.
well. you know what they say…
When the going gets tough,… Quit…
Your singing smells? I never thought it was possible to be that bad…
Nah… he needs to get some 661’s and a muni and come ride with us! Find a new addiction, one that he can share with his son(s). 
i think it is smoking.
Way to get to the correct question, Tyler, and not jump to any assumptions that this JC post had to do with unicycling. Perhaps in posting less you’re thinking more?
One would assume that if the topic was unicycling, Jethro would have posted it in RSU.
Time to clear the air Pastor…
Bruce needs to jump in and tell you about his daily motto: “Happy wife, happy life.”
I’m with my Boo on this one. (Does that sound bad/inapropriate? I don’t watch MTV so I don’t really know.)
And if it is, go for it. I’m on 1 year, 6 months and 23 days.
And not counting, it’s all ‘just for today’.
John,
I can’t really claim it for my own. But it works so I gladly accept it.
Jethie,
Cleaning fish in the living room is never a good idea.
Bruce
Smoking is a disgusting habit.
That’s right.
I suspect your wife was referring to preaching.
I suspect she’d like him to stop being cryptic. 
… in smoke filled bars frequented by bikers.