ok so i was adjusting the spokes on my 24" schwinn uni to stop my wheel from wobbling and after 3 hours of work i started to inflate my tire , i got to 60 psi and… BOOM. the tire was a self sealing so a yellowish brown gell flew all over my room and i just got finished cleaning it up. my rim is split lol(piece of shit). so i was wondering if any of you had any funny/stupid stories you would like to share.
There was this time I was riding behind Tom Blackwood and he UPDed right in front of me. I had to do a flying dismount and hurdle over his fallen Coker. Then there was this other time that the same thing happened. Then it happened again, and again. It’s a reoccurring theme. You’d think I’d learn not to tailgate behind Tom.
One time, me and mike were riding about 1.5miles from my house to Walmart. I was just on my 20" Sun Classic, and we arent too good yet. If anything we could ride one-footed.
So we are pedaling our way up the street, and messing around, and right after I crossed the street, I do the Nazi salute. Right as my arm shoots out, there was a loud sound, like a gunshot, and I fell off my uni.
Mike thought I was just shot and was freaking out.
It was just a hot day, and my tire had too much pressure, and it blew up. At least I got the tube replaced for free.
lol its 2:10 am right now ant i just got back from a late night uni trip and as i was riding down the road some asshole scared the shit outa me ( i think he threw a fire cracker at me or somthing) i fell off my uni and slamed my head on the pavement. lol next time i go out at 2 am im bringing a shank.