THIS IS A POST DEDICATED TO ME!!!
Who likes me? This is like my funeral…say everything you like and hate about me!
Well, um… * clears throat*. Tyler is the coolest dude I, uh, never met!!
Oh yeah, he post pictures of the unicyclist website and tells everyone to look at them, slick…
Andrew
Tyler was getting on in years for a horse. 10 years old was 2 years short of the retiring age for horses according Animal Farm.
But I remember when Tyler and I dressed up like women and worked the streets. When the police stopped us we “cheesed it” as Tyler said. We got on an escalator that went to the moon. When we arrived we found our old pal Tsar Czarski, the first Bear to be the head of any county. There we got into a big breakdancing competition. Czarski did some of his “old skool” moves that were basically Russian folk dance, so Tyler through a rock at his head. Then we ran home just as his mother was about to start considering whether or not she should start considering whether or not to worry. Then she made us jelly bean pizza.