My newspaper article

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http://royalpurplenews.com/disarticle.php?id=1389

This is my newspaper article. I didn’t say a lot of those quotes, there are more typos than I have seen in any other article, and half of the facts are wrong, but there it is. I didn’t get this uni 3 years ago, I haven’t lived in every state, I said you have to know how to fall, and that was not even nearly the best photo. They had tire grabs down five sets, and they went with a 180 on flat. Also I look like a damn zombie in that photo. Oh well, at least I’m in the paper.

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Student journalists just aren’t what they used to be.

There is at least nothing negative. Nice job.

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Yeah, I’m glad that it was all positive.

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You’re in the paper
Don’t complain

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I disagree.

If someone misquoted me and made some ridiculous nonsensical claims about me, and then publicised them, I would be mildly unimpressed, too.

It would be some consolation that they thought they were doing a good thing, but it still makes them inept.

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Great article, William. At least the wrong facts were not derogatory.

Did you really smash your face against a bench?

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The author of that article is well on her way to being a successful and respected member of the American press.

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That is very true.

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ok, then change my post to “look on the bright sided of things”

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“His favorite places to live were Hawaii and Australia.”

Did you really stay in Aus, or is that another misquote? If so, why did you like it?

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I loved it when i stayed there.(although i’m not mr koebwil here)

it’s one of the greatest places i’ve ever been.

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I lived there for about a year. It was pretty nice. The only problem is that it’s very dry.

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I’d rather have australia dry (sounds like some liquor) then Baton Rouge humid…it sucks

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cool article…a while ago some unicyclists in Moscow were in the paper, I wasn’t there though, and I’m glad I wasn’t because it was a really bad article too q-: no typos, but they made us sound like rejects from society, they called us “different.”

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Mmmm, warm dry weather is the best kind.

I’ve noticed that whenever something comes out in the paper that I know a lot about, the article is always waaay off. It makes you wonder about how accurate all of their other stories are.

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yeah, my rubiks cube article said I lubricate my cube with graphite, and I’m like, HUUUH, graphite lube is the WORST kind to use for a cube. actually, its not, but its bad stuff.

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Dry ey? Where did you stay? We get a little rain…

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I lived in Canberra.

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They aren’t…that’s the problem
Koebwil, just sue…it’s the American way

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That’s exactly what I should do, sue for slander. I guess they are still learning to be journalists, but seriously that was just badly written. They should become friends with the F7 button.