My First Coker Ride :)

Well, I got my Radial 36" in the mail just after Statistics class today. The package wasn’t as large as I anticipated, but the thing looked huged outside of the box; much bigger than I expected. I put it all together and decided I was too scared/embarassed to try it out in front of a large crowd, which is unavoidable on a college campus. But, my roommate reassured me and I went out to give it a run.

First I mounted with a wall…but could not get moving and fell off. On the second try…I was unstoppable. I rode, uneasily, probably about half a mile around campus and collected quotes like “Now THATS a unicycle” and “That’s a big wheel!” I was terrified of the speed at first because I had no doubt that I’d probably wouldn’t land on my feet if I fell. But, after a while my nerves settled and I was able to bring it up to full speed.

I pass a guy and his girlfriend who shouted “Come back here I need to get a picture!” So, reluctantly I dismounted and walked back in his direction. I warned him that I probably could not mount it, as I had just recieved it today. I knew it would only happen by walking-mount…so I gave it a try. But get this, I DID IT. Mounted successfully on my first try & again on the second attempt. Not nearly as hard as I anticipated it to be when I sat on the unicycle in my dorm room.

Then I had to go to Chemistry…in which I could not pay attention with the unicycle on my mind (anyone else have this problem?). After Chem I went right back out and began to get more comfortable on the beast. I decided I’d go for a leisurely ride. I rode around campus a few miles, only dismounting a few times with fear of hitting pedestrians. Lots of “DAMN”'s and “Wow”'s. Then I headed out along the Lake (Ontario). I passed an ice cream shop (didn’t stop for ice cream or water after reading uni57’s post) about 3 miles from the school and then veered left onto a road I’d never been on before.

There was NOTHING on this road. I began to get really bored; nothing to look at, no one to impress…but my conscience egged me on just to see where this long boring road would take me. I’d estimate I rode about 5 miles on this road til I came out on what looked like a highway. I headed in the direction which I presumed the campus was. A little ways down the road I realized where I was, route 104, which would lead me back to campus.

It was pretty scary riding in the tiny shoulder of the road. Fortunately the speed limit was only 45…and not 55 like it is further down. I’d estimate I rode another 5 miles or so before turning back into the main entrance of campus. Now, if you’re keeping track, thats and estimated 13 miles or so without dismounting. At this point, my ‘boys’ are beginning to experience a burning sensation like no other and my knees begin to tremble. The Coker is SO tiring in comparison to my trials…but that makes sense.

I’m glad the Radial comes with 150mm cranks, there where many hills I had to conquer and slowly make my way down. Anyway, back on track…I was about to dismount to give the ‘boys’ a rest when I sighted a biker. So, I suffered uncomfortable just long enough to let the biker pass and then went to dismount…

I fell.

I think it was solely because my legs gave out from the intesity of the ride.

It is a relatively high fall too. I guess like 4 feet high. The beast flew out in front of me and I fell straight to the @$$. Only scraped up the hands and banged up the knees a little bit though. Only a few minutes of walking before my ‘boys’, hands, and knees were ready to go again…but this time headed back to the dorm.

In conclusion, it is a feeling like no other. The combination of speed, height, and the looks on people’s faces make it an unforgettable experience. I’d highly recommend the Radial/any other Coker to anyone who thinks they might want one. I’m certainly glad I didn’t settle for the 29" :wink:

Feel free to ask any questions or make any comments :slight_smile:

-Jason

Here’s a low quality picture of it next to the Qu-Ax and the mini-fridge:

Looks like a real beauty you’ve got there. Nice write-up, very encouraging to those of us still holding out. Impressive that you mounted it the first time, I’ve gotta say. I’ve only tried one once and couldn’t even fathom how to get onto it unassisted. As soon as my life settles down and I am sure to be in one place for a while (or once I get a car), I’ll definitely have to get one.

So, rest up and then let us know more about your triumphs over that beast.

This makes me want to buy a Coker.

Great job on mounting first try.

I think I’ll go visit Bicycle Forest in Waterloo, try out their Coker and other weird bikes, etc…

Very nice. It looks huge next to your Qu-Ax. It took me a long time to get comfortable mounting my 36. Good job.

My coker has been waiting for me at home for an entire week. I just have my psychology final then I get to go home friday. I CANNOT wait to hop right on it and go for a ride. Its going to be the first thing I do when I get back. Excellent writeup.

thats a real funny review i enjoyed reading it. Dont ever be ashamed EVER. U ride a unicycle. U are the BEST :smiley:

Haha yea thanks. Nah I’m definitely not ashamed to ride a unicycle…but it’s embarassing when you aren’t able to ride without falling.

Thanks for all the other comments!

I’ve been riding non-stop since I wrote this review…I can’t get enough of it, as sore as my leg muscles are getting.

People keep saying “You ugraded your wheel!” Mostly everyone on campus knows of the unicycle kids (my roomate and I).

You skipped the 29 and went straight to a 36 AND freemounted on you FIRST try?!!!

I’m impressed.
and envious
and impressed
and amazed
and impressed
and wondering when I will get myself a coker.

Did I mention that I am impressed?

I don’t think you did. :stuck_out_tongue: You should see what my coker is like next to my little cousins 12" unicycle. :smiley: :smiley: Now that’s funny. :smiley:

Haha. I was pretty amazed myself. It really isn’t as hard as you’d think. I probably have a 90% success rate with mounting and it’s only my first day. If you anticipate the way the unicycle is going to react and use the momentum of the moving wheel to get you moving…it’s just a matter of balance (isn’t that what unicycling is?). Yea I was going to buy a 29", but I: came across the Radial that was for sale in the trading post…and figured I’d save lots of cash in the long run with this uni. I couldn’t be more happy.

MESSAGE TO EVERYONE: If you don’t already have a coker, get one.

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It was pretty scary riding in the tiny shoulder of the road. Fortunately the speed limit was only 45…and not 55 like it is further down. I’d estimate I rode another 5 miles or so before turning back into the main entrance of campus. Now, if you’re keeping track, thats and estimated 13 miles or so without dismounting. At this point, my ‘boys’ are beginning to experience a burning sensation like no other and my knees begin to tremble. The Coker is SO tiring in comparison to my trials…but that makes sense.

[QUOTE=Chexjc]

(you know an air seat will handle you problems…your “boys” will thank you)

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I’d love to see a picture. :slight_smile:

Congrats on your new toy!

I am currently sitting at my desk at work, waiting for my coker to arrive.

Can’t wait for my first ride on it…

Come on DHL, I’m getting impatient!

I don’t even have a camera, which why i haven’t even displayed a pic of myself yet. :smiley: :smiley: :frowning:

I hate that feeling of waiting. Fortunately mine arrived EXACTLY when it said it would. UDC didn’t email me a tracking # like they said they would so I was completely oblivious to when it was coming. I kept fearing that I’d watch the sun set again without my coker :(.

I felt this exact same way for the first week. And everytime after that that I ride it.

It took me a while to get freemounting solid.
I still don’t have it 100%, it’s hard to switch back to your smaller one the first time.

Yea, I can’t comprehend why anyone wouldn’t own a Coker lol. Seriously, if it is speed you’re looking for, just go for the Radial if you can’t afford a better 36". I thought that the hills here would be a problem, and they are difficult. But I just rode to my bank that is about 2 miles away over HUGE hills up and down. It wasn’t so bad, I would’ve made it the whole way without dismounting if not for a few curbs and oncoming traffic.

Funny story though, I was in the bank waiting to cash my checks. I had chained my uni up to a No Parking sign outside and was keeping an eye on it when I saw a guy approach it. I was a little puzzled but then he took out his camera out and took a picture of it haha. Such a beautiful unicycle it is.

Now I really want to try a coker. It sounds really fun.

You’ve significantly heightened my coker envy.

Mwahahaha. Good.