My Favorite Eggs

Thought I’d try to connect with the younger generation, the teen crowd, you know, be hip, start a thread of uselessness and waste bandwidth.

Hey, this feels pretty good. I must look ten years younger already.

My favorite: Scrambled with sausage, mushrooms, sliced green olives, and shredded cheese all mixed in prior to cooking (which would make it not an omlet, right?). Spices include garlic, pepper, and celery salt. I consider celery salt the wonder spice…or flavor enhancer or whatever you call it.

Served either on a buttered English muffin draped with a slice of American cheese or rolled into a warm tortilla shell, again with a slice of American cheese.

All enjoyed with a hot cup of black coffee in front of the Unicyclist.com on the computer screen.

Mornings just don’t get better than this!

aargh eggs! i dont like eggs, well scrambled is alright, but other than that i hate them

*omelet

My apologies to the Usage Czar.

(Hey, how 'bout that. I look another ten years younger!)

Do you mean omelette?

Could go either way

Yeah, but you can’t unscramble an egg, you stoopid amereecan omelet eeter.

(Was that a proper ‘flame’? Am I looking younger yet?)

Much.

Just a minute…

Okay, I think I got it…

ROTF i larned that in skool yes i am a amereecan but whats that got too do wit eggs there animals how can u eat thm

(This is difficult. Why is it so difficult to write incorrectly?)
(Pardon me, my age is showing. I think I just blew it, didn’t I?)

Ahahahahahaahahahah#!!!
Look at u too old guyz tryin to bee hip an kool! To doo it proply yoo hav to over exclaime EVERYTHING!!!

an write LOL all da tyme!!! lol.!!!

lol.

EDIT !!!

Is ‘hip’ a shortened form of ‘hip-replacement’?

:smiley:

Back on track, I thought I’d steal some thunder from Harper:

“I like my eggs out of the shell.”

I’ve always though of Yoopers as a Good Egg.

Oooohhhh. Egg on your face, Bruce.

At least they’re not raw eggs.

That is almost the perfect breakfast, but you forgot the bacon!

Bacon = Meat Candy.
MmmmmmM

click the ‘egg’ link in my sig!

I like green eggs and ham!! Sorry, just had to say that.

I always go back to the basics for my favorite:

  • Scrambled in butter.

I do the scramble “in-pan”, meaning I don’t beat the eggs in a bowl before adding them to the pan. The rough mixture of whites and yolks makes for a much nicer texture than the homogeneous result that comes from pre-scrambling.

My runners up:

  • Scrambled with green onions and chopped, fried Spam.
  • Egg-in-the-nest (fried within a slice of bread, a.k.a. egg-in-the-basket)
  • Poached (eggs benedict, anyone?)

When I go camping, I love to make a leftover scramble for breakfast. I chop up the previous night’s leftovers then scramble them with eggs… last weekend I had a sesame chicken and bean sprout scramble with fried rice. Wow, that was good!

For some reason plain white rice makes for a nice addition to a scramble. It does well to reduce the “eggy” taste while increasing the belly-filling capability of the dish.

Click it yourself. Why do you need our help with such things? You’re a grown man!

It’s addictive. You have been warned.

raw eggs rule! straight out the chickens… coop ( jokes)

i like scrambled eggs with bacon, apricot relish and sour cream :roll_eyes: