My Baby

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Last night I was online and this asian-looking chick added me on skype.

Here’s the conversation


[15/03/2008 19:04:08] blackisrock says: rock my world my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:05:00] Ivan says: Hump de bump.
[15/03/2008 19:05:56] blackisrock says: hello my baby
[15/03/2008 19:05:59] blackisrock says: how are you?
[15/03/2008 19:06:03] Ivan says: Good.
[15/03/2008 19:06:05] Ivan says: You?
[15/03/2008 19:06:09] blackisrock says: im maricar. im 20. you?
[15/03/2008 19:06:14] blackisrock says: im fine
[15/03/2008 19:06:15] Ivan says: Same, but Ivan
[15/03/2008 19:06:20] blackisrock says: what is your job?
[15/03/2008 19:06:23] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:06:29] Ivan says: Helicopter mechanic.
[15/03/2008 19:06:36] Ivan says: What's yours, my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:08:58] blackisrock says: i am a nurse and at the same time, a web model.. do you know what a web model is?
[15/03/2008 19:09:03] blackisrock says: is it ok my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:09:16] Ivan says: No, I don't know what's a web model, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:09:35] Ivan says: What's okay, my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:11:38] blackisrock says: i am a model on internet but i am not really a porn star. i just make friends on net and entertain them on whatever way they want..
[15/03/2008 19:11:40] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:12:01] Ivan says: I wanna be a porn star.
[15/03/2008 19:12:49] Ivan says: Do you know how I can become a porn star, my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:13:40] blackisrock says: ohhhhhhhh
[15/03/2008 19:13:42] blackisrock says: i can do anything on cam for my guest like you. i do strip dance, i can also go naked if you want. i can do anything that satisfies you in front on cam
[15/03/2008 19:13:44] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:14:05] Ivan says: Sweet, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:14:32] Ivan says: Which job do you like more, my baby? Nursing or web modeling?
[15/03/2008 19:14:57] blackisrock says: same my baby
[15/03/2008 19:15:05] blackisrock says: are you interested to be my guest?
[15/03/2008 19:16:10] Ivan says: Are you inviting?
[15/03/2008 19:16:56] blackisrock says: yes interested my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:17:17] Ivan says: Well, yes and no, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:17:54] Ivan says: I'm interested to talk or see, but I can't really pay anything, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:18:34] blackisrock says: just a very small amount
[15/03/2008 19:18:47] blackisrock says: im doing this for my studies. ok
[15/03/2008 19:19:00] Ivan says: I'm also saving for my studies, you know.
[15/03/2008 19:19:15] Ivan says: You don't have to strip, let's just talk.
[15/03/2008 19:20:07] blackisrock says: yes my baby.. ok if you dont want to see me naked.. we're not doing any naughty things on cam
[15/03/2008 19:20:22] blackisrock says: if you will register in my link.. is it ok?
[15/03/2008 19:20:32] Ivan says: Register, what for?
[15/03/2008 19:21:11] blackisrock says: if you want to see me.. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:21:18] blackisrock says: but you need to register first to my link i am with so you can enjoy its benefits. do not worry, after registering, i am all yours
[15/03/2008 19:21:23] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:21:40] Ivan says: Sorry, baby.
[15/03/2008 19:21:51] Ivan says: I prefer emotional contact.
[15/03/2008 19:22:03] blackisrock says: how my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:22:13] Ivan says: If you wanna see some hot women go to www.kindgirls.com
[15/03/2008 19:22:29] Ivan says: Don't know. Find someone you like...
[15/03/2008 19:22:53] Ivan says: It's hard.
[15/03/2008 19:23:15] blackisrock says: what is this my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:23:24] Ivan says: What is what?
[15/03/2008 19:23:57] blackisrock says: but do not worry i will give you the cancellation link. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:24:00] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:24:28] Ivan says: Seriously, I'm not paying anything. I'm sorry, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:24:52] blackisrock says: oh its ok to me
[15/03/2008 19:25:02] blackisrock says: i have no control of u
[15/03/2008 19:25:06] Ivan says: Kewl.
[15/03/2008 19:25:10] Ivan says: I don't have control of me.
[15/03/2008 19:25:13] Ivan says: Where are you from?
[15/03/2008 19:25:41] blackisrock says: france
[15/03/2008 19:25:47] blackisrock says: i prefer english
[15/03/2008 19:26:02] Ivan says: Really? I thought most french people couldn't speak english.
[15/03/2008 19:27:25] blackisrock says: i can my baby
[15/03/2008 19:27:36] Ivan says: Me too, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:27:39] blackisrock says: im doing this for my studies.. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:27:40] Ivan says: What are you studying?
[15/03/2008 19:27:49] blackisrock says: nursing
[15/03/2008 19:27:54] Ivan says: Ah...
[15/03/2008 19:28:08] blackisrock says: can you help me w/ it?
[15/03/2008 19:28:15] Ivan says: How?
[15/03/2008 19:30:45] blackisrock says: i need some amount for my studies
[15/03/2008 19:30:52] Ivan says: Me too.
[15/03/2008 19:30:54] blackisrock says: can you register in my link my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:30:58] blackisrock says: is it ok?
[15/03/2008 19:31:07] Ivan says: How will it help you if I register?
[15/03/2008 19:32:41] blackisrock says: i will get some amount for my studies my baby
[15/03/2008 19:32:48] blackisrock says: hope so you can help
[15/03/2008 19:33:02] blackisrock says: i looking forward that you can help me
[15/03/2008 19:33:18] Ivan says: Okay, send me the link and I'll see.
[15/03/2008 19:34:01] blackisrock says: ok wait
[15/03/2008 19:34:22] blackisrock says: ok my love, just click & register here:  http://tinyurl.com/yuf4vw
[15/03/2008 19:34:26] blackisrock says: ok?
[15/03/2008 19:34:38] blackisrock says: give me your member ID if your done
[15/03/2008 19:35:10] Ivan says: Hey, I'm not giving my credit card number.
[15/03/2008 19:35:25] blackisrock says: why not my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:35:30] blackisrock says: your afraid?
[15/03/2008 19:35:35] Ivan says: Baby, I'm a poor student like you.
[15/03/2008 19:36:00] blackisrock says: just a very small amount my baby.. its only 3euro.. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:36:19] blackisrock says: but do not worry i will give you the cancellation link. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:36:25] Ivan says: How about I think about it and get back to you?
[15/03/2008 19:36:31] Ivan says: What does the cancellation link do?
[15/03/2008 19:37:03] blackisrock says: to cancel your membership my baby so that yo will only just pay 3euro.. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:37:07] blackisrock says: your personal information wont be shared by any parties.. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:37:19] Ivan says: Sorry.
[15/03/2008 19:37:57] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:38:04] blackisrock says: just a help to me
[15/03/2008 19:38:09] blackisrock says: just now ok?
[15/03/2008 19:38:19] blackisrock says: im so worried of my studies now
[15/03/2008 19:38:23] Ivan says: Please, I just can't trust with my credit card number.
[15/03/2008 19:38:35] Ivan says: How about you give me your address and I send it to you by mail?
[15/03/2008 19:39:08] blackisrock says: listen.. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:39:43] blackisrock says: do not worry my love, i can assure you that the site is secured and safe. the site strictly prohibits fraud so they will protect your card. the site is also affialiated in the U.S. Better Business Beaureau and the InterPol.
[15/03/2008 19:39:55] blackisrock says: just trust me my baby
[15/03/2008 19:39:59] Ivan says: No.
[15/03/2008 19:40:03] blackisrock says: im being serious w/ u.. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:40:06] Ivan says: Kewl.
[15/03/2008 19:40:08] Ivan says: Me too.
[15/03/2008 19:40:08] blackisrock says: ;(
[15/03/2008 19:40:11] blackisrock says: :(
[15/03/2008 19:40:16] Ivan says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJN3PGqDRNg
[15/03/2008 19:40:49] blackisrock says: help me my baby
[15/03/2008 19:41:04] blackisrock says: i dont know wha to do now
[15/03/2008 19:41:12] blackisrock says: i think im gonna lost my mind now
[15/03/2008 19:41:26] Ivan says: Look, 3 euros won't help you with your studies.
[15/03/2008 19:41:41] Ivan says: You've spent like half an hour talking to me.
[15/03/2008 19:41:52] Ivan says: If you really need money, get a job and spend your time working.
[15/03/2008 19:42:18] Ivan says: If you really want 3 euros from me, give me your postal address and I'll send them to you.
[15/03/2008 19:42:32] blackisrock says: i just have no option
[15/03/2008 19:42:34] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:42:36] blackisrock says: ok?
[15/03/2008 19:43:17] Ivan says: Okay.
[15/03/2008 19:43:28] Ivan says: There is always an option, btw.
[15/03/2008 19:43:31] Ivan says: I gotta go.
[15/03/2008 19:43:34] Ivan says: See you later, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:43:45] blackisrock says: no choice my baby
[15/03/2008 19:43:51] blackisrock says: but can i ask some favor
[15/03/2008 19:44:01] Ivan says: What?
[15/03/2008 19:44:10] blackisrock says: tell me your male friends if there interested to help me
[15/03/2008 19:44:13] blackisrock says: is it ok?
[15/03/2008 19:44:17] blackisrock says: hope so my baby
[15/03/2008 19:44:36] Ivan says: All my friends are little black dogs from the cemetry.
[15/03/2008 19:44:41] Ivan says: I'm not sure if they're male or not.
[15/03/2008 19:44:50] Ivan says: Oh, can I tell my female lesbian friends?
[15/03/2008 19:44:59] blackisrock says: what do you mean?
[15/03/2008 19:45:05] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:45:24] blackisrock says: no its not ok only male is allowed to register to us my baby
[15/03/2008 19:45:26] blackisrock says: ok?
[15/03/2008 19:45:44] Ivan says: Sexist.
[15/03/2008 19:46:06] Ivan says: Bye.
[15/03/2008 19:46:12] blackisrock says: hope so they can help me
[15/03/2008 19:46:21] blackisrock says: take care
[15/03/2008 19:46:27] blackisrock says: are you single?
[15/03/2008 19:46:35] blackisrock says: im looking for love too here

This is the first time it’s ever happened to me on skype. I got one of those once before, but it was a computer bot, not a human.

Do you think if I gave them my credit card number they’d charge it for a ridiculous amount of money and run away? That’s the sort of vibe I got. Is there any way to check? I’m not giving my credit card number either way, but it’s sorta interesting to know.

Anyone else has had a similar experience?

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The conversation is a bit unreadable in that format, here it is again.

[15/03/2008 19:04:08] blackisrock says: rock my world my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:05:00] Ivan says: Hump de bump.
[15/03/2008 19:05:56] blackisrock says: hello my baby
[15/03/2008 19:05:59] blackisrock says: how are you?
[15/03/2008 19:06:03] Ivan says: Good.
[15/03/2008 19:06:05] Ivan says: You?
[15/03/2008 19:06:09] blackisrock says: im maricar. im 20. you?
[15/03/2008 19:06:14] blackisrock says: im fine
[15/03/2008 19:06:15] Ivan says: Same, but Ivan
[15/03/2008 19:06:20] blackisrock says: what is your job?
[15/03/2008 19:06:23] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:06:29] Ivan says: Helicopter mechanic.
[15/03/2008 19:06:36] Ivan says: What’s yours, my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:08:58] blackisrock says: i am a nurse and at the same time, a web model… do you know what a web model is?
[15/03/2008 19:09:03] blackisrock says: is it ok my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:09:16] Ivan says: No, I don’t know what’s a web model, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:09:35] Ivan says: What’s okay, my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:11:38] blackisrock says: i am a model on internet but i am not really a porn star. i just make friends on net and entertain them on whatever way they want…
[15/03/2008 19:11:40] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:12:01] Ivan says: I wanna be a porn star.
[15/03/2008 19:12:49] Ivan says: Do you know how I can become a porn star, my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:13:40] blackisrock says: ohhhhhhhh
[15/03/2008 19:13:42] blackisrock says: i can do anything on cam for my guest like you. i do strip dance, i can also go naked if you want. i can do anything that satisfies you in front on cam
[15/03/2008 19:13:44] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:14:05] Ivan says: Sweet, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:14:32] Ivan says: Which job do you like more, my baby? Nursing or web modeling?
[15/03/2008 19:14:57] blackisrock says: same my baby
[15/03/2008 19:15:05] blackisrock says: are you interested to be my guest?
[15/03/2008 19:16:10] Ivan says: Are you inviting?
[15/03/2008 19:16:56] blackisrock says: yes interested my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:17:17] Ivan says: Well, yes and no, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:17:54] Ivan says: I’m interested to talk or see, but I can’t really pay anything, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:18:34] blackisrock says: just a very small amount
[15/03/2008 19:18:47] blackisrock says: im doing this for my studies. ok
[15/03/2008 19:19:00] Ivan says: I’m also saving for my studies, you know.
[15/03/2008 19:19:15] Ivan says: You don’t have to strip, let’s just talk.
[15/03/2008 19:20:07] blackisrock says: yes my baby… ok if you dont want to see me naked… we’re not doing any naughty things on cam
[15/03/2008 19:20:22] blackisrock says: if you will register in my link… is it ok?
[15/03/2008 19:20:32] Ivan says: Register, what for?
[15/03/2008 19:21:11] blackisrock says: if you want to see me… ok?
[15/03/2008 19:21:18] blackisrock says: but you need to register first to my link i am with so you can enjoy its benefits. do not worry, after registering, i am all yours
[15/03/2008 19:21:23] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:21:40] Ivan says: Sorry, baby.
[15/03/2008 19:21:51] Ivan says: I prefer emotional contact.
[15/03/2008 19:22:03] blackisrock says: how my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:22:13] Ivan says: If you wanna see some hot women go to www.kindgirls.com
[15/03/2008 19:22:29] Ivan says: Don’t know. Find someone you like…
[15/03/2008 19:22:53] Ivan says: It’s hard.
[15/03/2008 19:23:15] blackisrock says: what is this my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:23:24] Ivan says: What is what?
[15/03/2008 19:23:57] blackisrock says: but do not worry i will give you the cancellation link. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:24:00] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:24:28] Ivan says: Seriously, I’m not paying anything. I’m sorry, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:24:52] blackisrock says: oh its ok to me
[15/03/2008 19:25:02] blackisrock says: i have no control of u
[15/03/2008 19:25:06] Ivan says: Kewl.
[15/03/2008 19:25:10] Ivan says: I don’t have control of me.
[15/03/2008 19:25:13] Ivan says: Where are you from?
[15/03/2008 19:25:41] blackisrock says: france
[15/03/2008 19:25:47] blackisrock says: i prefer english
[15/03/2008 19:26:02] Ivan says: Really? I thought most french people couldn’t speak english.
[15/03/2008 19:27:25] blackisrock says: i can my baby
[15/03/2008 19:27:36] Ivan says: Me too, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:27:39] blackisrock says: im doing this for my studies… ok?
[15/03/2008 19:27:40] Ivan says: What are you studying?
[15/03/2008 19:27:49] blackisrock says: nursing
[15/03/2008 19:27:54] Ivan says: Ah…
[15/03/2008 19:28:08] blackisrock says: can you help me w/ it?
[15/03/2008 19:28:15] Ivan says: How?
[15/03/2008 19:30:45] blackisrock says: i need some amount for my studies
[15/03/2008 19:30:52] Ivan says: Me too.
[15/03/2008 19:30:54] blackisrock says: can you register in my link my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:30:58] blackisrock says: is it ok?
[15/03/2008 19:31:07] Ivan says: How will it help you if I register?
[15/03/2008 19:32:41] blackisrock says: i will get some amount for my studies my baby
[15/03/2008 19:32:48] blackisrock says: hope so you can help
[15/03/2008 19:33:02] blackisrock says: i looking forward that you can help me
[15/03/2008 19:33:18] Ivan says: Okay, send me the link and I’ll see.
[15/03/2008 19:34:01] blackisrock says: ok wait
[15/03/2008 19:34:22] blackisrock says: ok my love, just click & register here: http://tinyurl.com/yuf4vw
[15/03/2008 19:34:26] blackisrock says: ok?
[15/03/2008 19:34:38] blackisrock says: give me your member ID if your done
[15/03/2008 19:35:10] Ivan says: Hey, I’m not giving my credit card number.
[15/03/2008 19:35:25] blackisrock says: why not my baby?
[15/03/2008 19:35:30] blackisrock says: your afraid?
[15/03/2008 19:35:35] Ivan says: Baby, I’m a poor student like you.
[15/03/2008 19:36:00] blackisrock says: just a very small amount my baby… its only 3euro… ok?
[15/03/2008 19:36:19] blackisrock says: but do not worry i will give you the cancellation link. ok?
[15/03/2008 19:36:25] Ivan says: How about I think about it and get back to you?
[15/03/2008 19:36:31] Ivan says: What does the cancellation link do?
[15/03/2008 19:37:03] blackisrock says: to cancel your membership my baby so that yo will only just pay 3euro… ok?
[15/03/2008 19:37:07] blackisrock says: your personal information wont be shared by any parties… ok?
[15/03/2008 19:37:19] Ivan says: Sorry.
[15/03/2008 19:37:57] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:38:04] blackisrock says: just a help to me
[15/03/2008 19:38:09] blackisrock says: just now ok?
[15/03/2008 19:38:19] blackisrock says: im so worried of my studies now
[15/03/2008 19:38:23] Ivan says: Please, I just can’t trust with my credit card number.
[15/03/2008 19:38:35] Ivan says: How about you give me your address and I send it to you by mail?
[15/03/2008 19:39:08] blackisrock says: listen… ok?
[15/03/2008 19:39:43] blackisrock says: do not worry my love, i can assure you that the site is secured and safe. the site strictly prohibits fraud so they will protect your card. the site is also affialiated in the U.S. Better Business Beaureau and the InterPol.
[15/03/2008 19:39:55] blackisrock says: just trust me my baby
[15/03/2008 19:39:59] Ivan says: No.
[15/03/2008 19:40:03] blackisrock says: im being serious w/ u… ok?
[15/03/2008 19:40:06] Ivan says: Kewl.
[15/03/2008 19:40:08] Ivan says: Me too.
[15/03/2008 19:40:08] blackisrock says: ;(
[15/03/2008 19:40:11] blackisrock says: :frowning:
[15/03/2008 19:40:16] Ivan says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJN3PGqDRNg
[15/03/2008 19:40:49] blackisrock says: help me my baby
[15/03/2008 19:41:04] blackisrock says: i dont know wha to do now
[15/03/2008 19:41:12] blackisrock says: i think im gonna lost my mind now
[15/03/2008 19:41:26] Ivan says: Look, 3 euros won’t help you with your studies.
[15/03/2008 19:41:41] Ivan says: You’ve spent like half an hour talking to me.
[15/03/2008 19:41:52] Ivan says: If you really need money, get a job and spend your time working.
[15/03/2008 19:42:18] Ivan says: If you really want 3 euros from me, give me your postal address and I’ll send them to you.
[15/03/2008 19:42:32] blackisrock says: i just have no option
[15/03/2008 19:42:34] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:42:36] blackisrock says: ok?
[15/03/2008 19:43:17] Ivan says: Okay.
[15/03/2008 19:43:28] Ivan says: There is always an option, btw.
[15/03/2008 19:43:31] Ivan says: I gotta go.
[15/03/2008 19:43:34] Ivan says: See you later, my baby.
[15/03/2008 19:43:45] blackisrock says: no choice my baby
[15/03/2008 19:43:51] blackisrock says: but can i ask some favor
[15/03/2008 19:44:01] Ivan says: What?
[15/03/2008 19:44:10] blackisrock says: tell me your male friends if there interested to help me
[15/03/2008 19:44:13] blackisrock says: is it ok?
[15/03/2008 19:44:17] blackisrock says: hope so my baby
[15/03/2008 19:44:36] Ivan says: All my friends are little black dogs from the cemetry.
[15/03/2008 19:44:41] Ivan says: I’m not sure if they’re male or not.
[15/03/2008 19:44:50] Ivan says: Oh, can I tell my female lesbian friends?
[15/03/2008 19:44:59] blackisrock says: what do you mean?
[15/03/2008 19:45:05] blackisrock says: my baby
[15/03/2008 19:45:24] blackisrock says: no its not ok only male is allowed to register to us my baby
[15/03/2008 19:45:26] blackisrock says: ok?
[15/03/2008 19:45:44] Ivan says: Sexist.
[15/03/2008 19:46:06] Ivan says: Bye.
[15/03/2008 19:46:12] blackisrock says: hope so they can help me
[15/03/2008 19:46:21] blackisrock says: take care
[15/03/2008 19:46:27] blackisrock says: are you single?
[15/03/2008 19:46:35] blackisrock says: im looking for love too here

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Oh man, the last line was great:D
Kinda makes me want to get Skype…:smiley:

5

my baby was said way to much, do you ever have people do that just for the fun of it? (not asking for money)

6

That’s kinda weird. definitely not trustworthy if that was ever a question.
were you one “skype me” mode?

7

Hence the title of the thread.

8

No, I’m never in “skype me” mode.

9

MMMMMMMM sounds Steamy…and Sticky…hmmmmmmmmm

11

haha, that was great.

I’m almost never on skype because I only know like one person that uses it.

12

hence you using your inteligence and noticing

14

Do the Nigerian scam on it.

Send me 1 Euro and I’ll send you 4 Euros back.

15

is skype similar to msn messenger?

can you use display pictures? and if so did she have one? and if so, was she hot?

17

This is so funny. I usually don’t get girls trying to sell me porn on AIM. Is this just a skype thing? What is skype? Is it similar to AIM? I never really use AIM anymore anyway…except to talk to like 1 person…

18

skype is primarily a voice-over-IP (VOIP) service, it lets you dial other skype users and normal phone numbers. Phoneing other computers or skype phones is free, phoneing mobiles or landlines is often much cheaper than a traditional phone contract. More recently they’ve added a AIM/MSN style instant messaging service in to the package.

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does skype charge money??

20

Nope. Unless you want to make a call directly to someones landline or cell phone. Computer to computer is free.

21

Skype = Awesome.
I sometimes talk to my brother in Ireland with it and it doesn’t cost very much at all. Something like 2.5 cents per minute.

22

Skype is voice-oriented, generally. It’s like a kewl free international phone.

She had a picture of some asian chick on it. It was alright. Don’t know if it was hers or not. Trust noone.

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Yeah, to quote John Childs on the internet, “It’s hard to be sure and good to be paranoid”.

I prefer Google Talk to SKYPE.

SKYPE is getting a bit bloated and virussy.

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Okay, so she just decided to bother me again, even though my status was set to appear offline.

Here’s the outcome(warning: explicit language, violence, sex and degradation references in the dialogue).

[18:37:59] blackisrock says: still there?
[18:39:57] Ivan says: Yeah…
[18:40:49] blackisrock says: what your doin now?
[18:40:53] blackisrock says: my baby
[18:40:59] Ivan says: Resting, my baby.
[18:58:05] blackisrock says: hmmmm
[18:58:17] blackisrock says: you change your mind now?
[18:58:19] blackisrock says: my baby
[19:00:30] Ivan says: About?
[19:03:08] blackisrock says: seeing me on cam?
[19:03:10] blackisrock says: my baby
[19:03:25] Ivan says: For free?
[19:13:10] blackisrock says: yeah sure but register. ok?
[19:13:12] blackisrock says: my baby
[19:13:28] Ivan says: No.
[19:17:39] blackisrock says: ah ok
[19:17:41] blackisrock says: you like me?
[19:18:48] Ivan says: Sure. You like me?
[19:20:56] blackisrock says: i dont see your pic here
[19:20:58] blackisrock says: my baby
[19:21:08] Ivan says: Look!
[19:22:02] blackisrock says: where?
[19:22:07] Ivan says: There!
[19:22:10] Ivan says: Right there!
[19:22:13] blackisrock says: i cant see it
[19:22:16] blackisrock says: my baby
[19:22:18] blackisrock says: send it
[19:22:20] Ivan says: Look! It’s there!
[19:24:42] blackisrock says: no
[19:24:56] Ivan says: It’s right there!
[19:24:59] Ivan says: I’m da pimp!
[19:25:02] Ivan says: Totally!
[19:27:15] blackisrock says: hmmmmm
[19:27:25] blackisrock says: is it a joke?
[19:27:28] blackisrock says: LOL
[19:27:49] Ivan says: Hey, I don’t make no jooke about dis, aight?
[19:27:58] blackisrock says: ah ok]
[19:28:01] Ivan says: I’m da pimp for real.
[19:28:21] Ivan says: You need street covage? I provide.
[19:29:13] blackisrock says: hmmmmm
[19:29:18] blackisrock says: what?
[19:29:28] Ivan says: Hey, you tink dis a jook, no?
[19:29:35] Ivan says: Dis ain’t no jooke, aight?!
[19:29:56] Ivan says: I pimp ya on da street, we split de dough, I give ya protecshan.
[19:30:08] blackisrock says: are you sure?
[19:30:16] Ivan says: We split it fifty-fifty, for real.
[19:31:04] Ivan says: I been pimpin’ befor ya could say rocket-sander, baby.
[19:31:23] blackisrock says: you ok?
[19:31:34] Ivan says: Glittery!
[19:32:02] blackisrock says: hmmmm
[19:32:06] blackisrock says: are you drunk?
[19:32:20] Ivan says: Hey, whacha say, aye?
[19:32:30] Ivan says: I always drunk, aye?
[19:32:41] Ivan says: I’m da hardest pimp ‘round.
[19:32:50] Ivan says: You under?
[19:33:04] blackisrock says: can i ask?
[19:33:10] Ivan says: What, baby?
[19:33:26] blackisrock says: you got card?
[19:33:29] blackisrock says: just asking ok
[19:33:31] blackisrock says: my baby
[19:33:40] Ivan says: I got street cred, yeah?
[19:33:46] Ivan says: Don’t need no fuckin’ card.
[19:34:03] Ivan says: Ask who’s da hardest pimp in town, they point at me.
[19:34:44] blackisrock says: answer it honestly
[19:34:46] blackisrock says: ok
[19:34:56] Ivan says: Just did, don’t ya listen to me, yo?
[19:35:07] blackisrock says: credit card?
[19:35:17] Ivan says: Yo, back off my money…
[19:35:22] Ivan says: I pimp, you work da streets.
[19:35:33] Ivan says: Then we split da cash.
[19:35:42] Ivan says: Cash, aight?
[19:36:15] blackisrock says: ohhh really?
[19:36:33] Ivan says: Look, don’t make me flex my pimp hand, baby.
[19:36:52] Ivan says: It can hurt, ask hoes, dey know.

This just proves my theory. I established myself as a pimp and now she’s doing what I want her to do. Since I want her to bugger off, that’s exactly what she’s doing. And if she comes back, I’ll use my pimp hand.

Moral: be da pimp, aight?