With Murties, not only do you get a friend who will never run away from home or otherwise desert you in the middle of the night BUT-- and this is where the REAL value is, folks-- you can set the site to French to learn la langue d’amour to impress all the ladies in your life.
Since this is a family forum I can’t explain the details to you
What you can do is fake the way “pepe le pew” speaks (hope you know the cartoon character of the “french lover” skunk! see http://looneytunes.warnerbros.com/stars_of_the_show/pepe_le_pew/pepe_story.html
-though I prefered the original version by Tex Avery!-)