I really liked the circus joke so I thought I’d share a joke I heard about 20 years ago on the Muppet show.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
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A nervous wreck.
hahahahahahaha!! I love that one.
Muppets
Ahh, the Muppets…
“Dad, what’s a Muppet?”
“Well, it’s not quite a puppet, and it’s not quite a mop, but oh man hehehe… So in answer I don’t know.”
-Simpsons
Bucky looks at lady with fur coat.
Lady:Could you please tell my cat that my coat isn’t real animal fur?
Rob Wilco: He knows.
Bucky: MUPPET KILLER!!!
Rob Wilco: I’m really sorry about this.