Movie Quotes?

Eddie: You know, it’s funny… you come to someplace new, an’…and everything looks just the same.
Willie: No kiddin’, Eddie.

Bellboy: At the time of his death, if he were on Jupiter, Elvis would’ve weighed six-hundred and forty-eight pounds.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

Allan: That’s quite a lovely Jackson Pollack, isn’t it?
Museum Girl: Yes, it is.
Allan: What does it say to you?
Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum Girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

David Drumlin: I know you must think this is all very unfair. Maybe that’s an understatement. What you don’t know is I agree. I wish the world was a place where fair was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded, not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don’t live in that world.
Ellie Arroway: Funny, I’ve always believed that the world is what we make of it.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

"I want my TWO DOLLARS!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhh"

C’mon people, any guesses?

OK, I’ll take a stab. Let’s see, ummm, was it, hmmm, Better Off Dead?

Funny the star has almost the same name as that dude who named his kid 2.0.

Here’s another:

Paris Driver:* Don’t blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Blind Woman: Do they? I’ve never seen a blind person.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

*No relation to the best of my knowledge to Paris Hilton.

JJuggle, you are impressive!

Excuse me, does your dog bite?

No

Chomp!

You said your dog didn’t bite!

That’s not my dog

Clousseau

Next:

“We’re on a mission from God.”

“We like both kinds of music: County and Western.”

Who said those quotes? Who was the Penguin?

Elwood.

Claire.

Sister Mary Stigmata

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

monty python’s quest for the holy grale

blues brothers

not sure about the penguin tho

ah…he beat me, and it only added to the fact that i was mostly wrong…

Yea, so out of the blue she sends me this John Deer letter…

Dumb and Dumber.

“Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!”

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

I found the movie but had to cheat so I won’t spoil it.

But I now know which movie I’m renting for the weekend!

That’s a classic!

Raising Arizona

Yes, hysterical and brilliant.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

I’m sure she’ll invite us right in for Tea and Scrumpets :smiley:

Night on Earth

You knew youse wuz gunna get hurt. Sssstraight up

Universe2 of course… :smiley: :wink:

BUT I believe he says “he” not “you”

“We’re actors! We’re the opposite of people!”

and

A: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
B: No, no, no… Death is “not.” Death isn’t. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can’t not be on a boat.
A: I’ve frequently not been on boats.
B: No, no… What you’ve been is not on boats.