mounting brakes

i’m trying to put some b*ke brakes on my uni but can’t figure out a good enough way to put the brakes on the frame. Any help?

Buy a frame with brake bosses, or alternately, braze a set on. Use hydraulic brakes, they are 10x as good as v brakes.

well the thing is I don’t really feel like paying per se

Then you must not “feel like having breaks per se.”

Not anymore. I had to bend something by hitting it with a hammer (a big one at that) and smashed my finger. Looks like no more D-I-Y for me.