phil, i find the thread title to be offensive
this article tells the story and is credited at the bottom
this guy is a climber and will never climb the kinda grades he used to be able to climb because he wont have a hand where it used to be and he did that to stay alive
i know nobody would like to mock a unicyclist after losing a foot and suddenly not being able to do the gaps and grinds they used to be able to do
a lil’ respect?
here’s a bit of the article
Well because this guy doesn’t need to play ball to show how much of a man he really is. I am of course speaking of Aron Ralston, my choice for MVP and also honorary recipient of “Biggest Badass EVER award,” a title that, though not handed out yearly, certainly carries the weight of a Grammy, Oscar, Noble Prize and Wendy’s Employee of the Month combined.
OK, so who is Aron Ralston, and why does he deserve such an honor?
Well, Mr. Ralston is a 27-year-old hiker from Colorado who found himself in a pretty tight spot last week, literally. While hiking somewhere in Utah, he slipped and fell and became pinned to the ground by a massive boulder. The boulder, which landed directly on his arm, didn’t exactly tickle and neither did what he was about to do.
Aron’s ordeal began last Saturday, which was the first day he was – literally – caught between a rock and hard place. By Tuesday, he was out of water and by Thursday, the situation was looking pretty hopeless. This is when Ralston made the choice that defines just how much of a man one can be.
He realized that the only way to free himself and save his slowly escaping life would be to somehow get his arm out from underneath the rock. So, he did what most people would never, ever do in their wildest nightmare – he reached into his backpack, pulled out his trusty Swiss Army knife and amputated his arm from below the elbow.
As if that wasn’t enough, this guy’s next trick was to rappel down the side of a canyon and walked himself out of the forest. Rescuers spotted him as he was strolling calmly along a trail, a bloody stump wrapped in a tourniquet where his arm was before. He didn’t bleed to death, he didn’t go directly into shock, he just figured out what he had to do to survive his ordeal and then he did it.
Now, I know that this story sounds like something out of a bad Stallone flick, but believe me kids, this guy is as real as the arm stuck under a rock some coyote has been trying to get to for a few days now. I talk a lot about guys making clutch plays and being tough and strong. But honestly, I don’t care what your name is, you’ve got nothing on Aron Ralston.
This guy, despite and because of having one arm, could be the toughest man in the history of Western civilization. He could have probably kicked John Wayne’s ass any day of the week and twice on Sunday. He also now owns the greatest drinking story ever, not to mention the most hideous scar to prove just how much of a badass he really is.
Personally, I couldn’t even imagine having to make that type of choice. I don’t even like shaving more than once a week, let alone lopping off my own arm with a pocketknife. That sort of situation is so completely insane it would take the kind of rational decision-making that about 99.9% of the world just doesn’t have.
I probably would have just curled up in the fetal position the best I could, laid there and died like a dog. But not this man, not the baddest man alive. What can you say about this guy?
I think the phrase “tough as nails” might need to be updated somewhat, because it certainly doesn’t fit this situation.
“Tough as Ralston” – now that has more of a ring to it.
Brian Gjurgevich is a sports writer for The Daily Barometer. He can be reached at baro.sports@studentmedia.orst.edu.