Mosquito's

Off-topic
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Okay,

I was stung more than 10 times last night.

1 time on my leg (I can live with that)
2 times on my face (1 just under my eye, other on the forehead)
2 times on my hand (A bit annoying)
2 times on my chest (I’ve got 4 nipples now)
3 times on my arms (2 left, 1 right)
3 times on my back (Very annoying)

I’m going to torture that mosquito when I find it, first Ill cut off it’s wings with a potato knife, then Ill cut off it’s little legs, then I’ll pour whiskey over it, and just before it drowns I’ll light it.

I have to work today, and my forehead looks funny, because that damn thing stung me. Am I being reasonable? I believe I am, I believe I’m being nice to such a scumbag creature.

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Mosquitoes are apparently attracted to people who emit a lot of carbion dioxide. My advice is to stop breathing.

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Mosquitoes Rule.

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Re: Mosquito’s

This sounds reasonable to me. I think you’re doing the right thing in a healthy way. Finding that same mosquito should be easy.

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Dad calls mosquitos “Noah’s mistake”.

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Your dad and I could be friends

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mosquitos=DOOM

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Mosquitoes=$$$$$$$$$:D

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how so?

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Mosquito Magnets and supplies!?

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The secret to releiving mosquito bites is bleach.

Mix some bleach 1:1 with water, and then just dab a bit onto the, the bleach somehow counteracts the swelling stuff that the mosquito injects into you, and the bite stops itchign and virtually disappears. This of course only eliminates the annoyance of the bite not the annoyance of the mosquitos buzzing around your head, or the small risk of disease (or large risk if you live in malaria country)

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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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I wonder what bugman does for a living?

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I can answer that in three words. Kill, Kill, Kill.:smiley:

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Hope you don’t get West Nile virus.

There have been insane breakouts of west Nile in Utah, and now, Nevada these past few summers. People get bit and get sick, and then fall asleep and die!!!

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i hate bugs

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That’s interesting :o

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“Salt. With water, moisten it into a paste and apply to the bite.” I’m going to try this…

Source: http://www.mothernature.com/Library/Bookshelf/Books/47/12.cfm

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I bought this device from the chemists that emits a high voltage spark and you apply it to the bite and give it about 20 zaps, seems to work well, I’ve no idea how or why it works but it’s just as good if not better than cream.

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meat is just better when it’s cooked