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Well this made my day, actually it didnt, here it is anyways:

Last night a group of friends and I were at the commons. We had an hour to
kill before our movie started and I was unicycling, and another kid was on
his skateboard. A cop comes over and stamers: “your going to have to put
away that skateboard.” Then he points at me “…and your going to have to,
um, uh… your, uh, your going to have to… what the hell is that Son?!”

After I explain to him about unicycling he asks me to RIDE it!

After I suicide mount he says “youd better be able to ride, because if you
get hurt, im going to walk back over there, and pretend I never saw you,
(chuckles)”

I ride around a bit more, then up a curb, hop over some shrubbery, 180 off
the curb. “Alright son! Youd better put that away now.”

Well I enjoyed it.

=====
Nick Cegelka

Pyrotechnick13@yahoo.com

NickLikesFire AIM

www.uni-psycho.cityslide.com

One time while out riding a police car drove past and I could see they
were looking at me. Said car then drove on ahead and went to turn to come
back so I dived down a side road - if they were following me then I’d
know. Sure enough the car turned down the road.

Thoughts of a low speed chase around town did flash through my head:
running red lights, more cars joining the chase (and crashing into each
other as they do), helicopters being called in and finally giving them the
slip by cutting through an alley too narrow for cars. But this wasn’t the
movies so I stopped and waited to be told about “knowing better than to
ride on the pavement”.

The two officers stepped out of their car and asked for a shot. One of
them showed remarkable promise too!

“Nick Dangerously” <pyrotechnick13@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:20010815225137.93943.qmail@web9403.mail.yahoo.com
> Well this made my day, actually it didnt, here it is anyways:
>
> Last night a group of friends and I were at the commons. We had an hour
> to kill before our movie started and I was unicycling, and another kid
> was on his skateboard. A cop comes over and stamers: "your going to have
> to put away that skateboard." Then he points at me "…and your going to
> have to, um, uh… your, uh, your going to have to… what the hell is
> that Son?!"
>
> After I explain to him about unicycling he asks me to RIDE it!
>
> After I suicide mount he says "youd better be able to ride, because if
> you get hurt, im going to walk back over there, and pretend I never saw
> you, (chuckles)"
>
> I ride around a bit more, then up a curb, hop over some shrubbery, 180
> off the curb. “Alright son! Youd better put that away now.”
>
> Well I enjoyed it.
>
>
>
> =====
> Nick Cegelka
>
> Pyrotechnick13@yahoo.com
>
> NickLikesFire AIM
>
> www.uni-psycho.cityslide.com

> So long as you’re not blocking pedestrian or other forms of traffic, and
> you’re on public property, you should (again, personal opinion here, not
> law) be permitted to practice (be that skateboard, unicycle, or atomic
> submarine).

I think there’s a law about atomic submarines on the sidewalk… :slight_smile:

In the case of the original author, the “pavement” he refers to is what we
in the US call sidewalk. It may be subject to standing laws about what
kind of traffic belongs, or does not belong on them.

But I agree with Jeff’s statement. The problem comes in the definition of
“blocking pedestrian traffic.” I don’t hear many of these cop stories that
take place in deserted areas. There is usually always pedestrian traffic
around. People learning unicycle tricks will occasionally have the
unicycle shoot out when they dismount, or otherwise potentially come into
contact with the innocent pedestrians. No amount of spastic riding will
keep some pedestrians from walking right past you.

It constantly amazes me when I’m trying to either practice or informally
perform, and people keep walking right into the area I’m obviously
occupying. The law does not require pedestrians to use their eyes or
brains while they walk. When I practice on my artistic bike, it mostly
consists of riding around and around in a circle. I’ve just done fifty
circles in the same spot, but just as I go to stand up on the seat and
handlebars, some fool walks directly into my path.

So the cop’s job is not to trust you, a stranger, in an area with
pedestrians.

> I do believe, however, that proper safety equipment is also of great
> importance. Besides protecting you from injury, it gives you a “look”
> that implies you know what you’re doing, and encourages others to be
> safe if they decide they want to be like you.

Good advice. It also leaves people with the image of unicyclists thinking
before riding. This puts us another level above the skateboarder, who you
always see trying tricks and never landing them, and who never wears any
padding except baggy clothes. :slight_smile:

Stay on top, John Foss, the Uni-Cyclone jfoss@unicycling.com
www.unicycling.com

No matter what happens in life, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously (like a cop)

— John Foss <john_foss@asinet.com>
> wrote:

>Good advice. It also leaves people with the image of unicyclists thinking
>before riding. This puts us another level above the skateboarder, who you
>always see trying tricks and never landing them, and who never wears any
>padding except baggy clothes. :slight_smile:

In the words of Kris Holm, “There are no unicycle posers. You can either
ride, or you can’t.” There’s really no way to look, act, or dress like a
unicyclist unless you’re on a unicycle. The best way to be on a unicycle
is to not fall off. Image is determined by the rider.

Back to my original point, though, if you look at skateboarding, you see
two groups – the professionals (and people who have potential to be
professional) and the kids with the baggy pants. The pros think about
safety betore trying things. They also work at a trick until they’ve
learned it, and can repeat it, or maybe even improve it. The baggy pants
group, on the other hand, try a trick because it looked cool when the pro
did it, but move on to the next cool trick before ever mastering the
first. Consequently, if I see a person with safety gear on, I expect to
see some more impressive tricks.

(To anyond who skateboards, sorry about the highly generalized statements.
I do not mean to offend anyone.)

Jeff Lutkus


Free e-Mail and Webspace - http://Unicyclist.com

I was crossing Central Park in NYC along a pedestrian path frequented by
cyclists despite little signs here and there indicating that we are not
allowed. For once, there were some cops stopping pedalists – just
reminding us of the rule and asking ppl to stop. As I approached, one of
them asked me to stop riding, saying only, “No bikers allowed here.” I
responded, “If I see any, I’ll tell them.” He didn’t smile, but his two
partners did. To avoid an incident, I dismounted, walked a bit, and then
got on as soon as I was out of their sight. A minute later, another team
spotted me. All of them waved back as I rode by.

Annoyingly, none of them stopped any of the rogue rollerbladers or
scooterers who zipped past me – and those ppl are far more dangerous than
a unicyclist.

David Stone

Co-founder, Unatics of NY 1st Sunday / 3rd Saturday
2:30 @ Central Park Bandshell

I think we all try to pass a judgement over all cops when it comes to busting skaters, rollerbladers, bikers, and we uni riders. We get the idea that all cops are out to give us a hard time and that they get a kick out of it.

Like John Foss mentioned, some towns have laws about who can use the sidewalks. The cops have to enforce it, thought they might find the law stupid themselves.

A friend of mine was studying law enforcement and criminal justice in college. A local police officer chief came in to share some stories. He told about a time when he asked two of his officers to start busting bicyclists who were riding in the park, since these cops weren’t doing it and it was thier job to. The pair went out and stopped several hundred people in the course of a few days. Finally the chief said he got the point and told them to back down.

Next time you get stopped, try making small talk with the cop. You might see him differently… And if you don’t, at least you stalled him for a few minutes so that other riders can enjoy the sidewalk without the hassle! Ha!

-Darrell Royter

My personal opinion:

So long as you’re not blocking pedestrian or other forms of traffic, and
you’re on public property, you should (again, personal opinion here, not
law) be permitted to bractice (be that skateboard, unicylce, or atomic
submarine).

I do believe, however, that proper safety equipment is also of great
importance. Besides protecing you from injury, it gives you a “look” that
implies you know what you’re doing, and encourages others to be safe if
they decide they want to be like you. I find that when I am in a public
place, I will often wear more safety gear than I feel is necessary, just
because doing so puts me in the costume of a professional. (Of course,
when I’m in the parking lot of my apartment, practicing dangerous looking
things, that I know I will not likley cause injury, I tend to be more lax
about safety gear)

I’ve never been stopped by any police (well, campus safety, but I won’t
count that) so I don’t know if they share any of my opinions. In general,
though, I expect if you’re polite with them, they are reasonable with you.
(Why some people chose to yell at a cop who is writing them a traffic
ticket is beyond my understanding.)

Jeff Lutkus

— Nick Dangerously <pyrotechnick13@yahoo.com>
> wrote: Well this made my day, actually it didnt, here it is anyways:
>
>Last night a group of friends and I were at the commons. We had an hour
>to kill before our movie started and I was unicycling, and another kid
>was on his skateboard. A cop comes over and stamers: "your going to have
>to put away that skateboard." Then he points at me "…and your going to
>have to, um, uh… your, uh, your going to have to… what the hell is
>that Son?!"
>
>After I explain to him about unicycling he asks me to RIDE it!
>
>After I suicide mount he says "youd better be able to ride, because if
>you get hurt, im going to walk back over there, and pretend I never saw
>you, (chuckles)"
>
>I ride around a bit more, then up a curb, hop over some shrubbery, 180
>off the curb. “Alright son! Youd better put that away now.”
>
>Well I enjoyed it.
>
>
>
>=====
>Nick Cegelka
>
>Pyrotechnick13@yahoo.com
>
>NickLikesFire AIM
>
>www.uni-psycho.cityslide.com


Free e-Mail and Webspace - http://Unicyclist.com

On 16 Aug 2001 09:15:09 -0700, john_foss@asinet.com (John Foss) wrote:

>> personal opinion here, not law) be permitted to practice (be that
>> skateboard, unicycle, or atomic submarine).
>
>I think there’s a law about atomic submarines on the sidewalk… :slight_smile:
You’re right, indeed a law of physics prohibits most forms of practice
with atomic submarines on the sidewalk.

Klaas Bil

“To trigger/fool/saturate/overload Echelon, the following has been picked
automagically from a database:” “Air Force 1, murder, Aegis radar system”

These scooterers. . .were they those inline scooters or like electric ones?

Either one would not be easily seen until it was too late by a pedestrian.

Derek

forum.member@unicyclist.com writes:
>These scooterers. . .were they those inline scooters or like
>electric ones?
Answer: Foot-powered
>
>Either one would not be easily seen until it was too late by a
>pedestrian.
Definitely.
>
>Derek
>
>
>
>
>David Stone wrote:
> > I was crossing Central Park in NYC along a pedestrian path frequented
>by
> > cyclists despite little signs here and there indicating that we are
>not
> > allowed. For once, there were some cops stopping pedalists – just
> > reminding us of the rule and asking ppl to stop. As I approached, one
>of
> > them asked me to stop riding, saying only, “No bikers allowed here.”
> > I responded, “If I see any, I’ll tell them.” He didn’t smile, but his
>two
> > partners did. To avoid an incident, I dismounted, walked a bit, and
>then
> > got on as soon as I was out of their sight. A minute later, another
>team
> > spotted me. All of them waved back as I rode by. Annoyingly, none of
> > them stopped any of the rogue rollerbladers or scooterers who zipped
> > past me – and those ppl are far more dangerous than a unicyclist.
> > David Stone Co-founder, Unatics of NY 1st Sunday / 3rd Saturday
> > 2:30 @ Central Park Bandshell
>
>
>–
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Co-founder, Unatics of NY 1st Sunday / 3rd Saturday
2:30 @ Central Park Bandshell