Well, it’s over for another year. I’m hijacking my own previous thread so I can change the title. Why? Because we were really honoured to have Nathan fly all the way from the US to race solo for 24hrs! Nathan is the inspiration behind many of my previous unicycle tours and adventures so it was really cool to finally meet him.
The Cateye Moonride mountainbike race was held in Rotorua, a small and rather smelly town in the middle of New Zealand (due to it’s location in an active geothermal area and the gentle aroma of hydrogen sulphide). It is also venue for the 2006 MTB world champs.
The big news of the year was that Nathan Hoover was joining us for this race. Not only that, he was going race solo for 24hrs! And not only that, Nathan is doing three 24hr races in three different countries in 15 days!
24hr racing is fun, but going solo? I liken it to childbirth. Whilst being unfortunately not able to experience that first hand (except my own, which I was too young to remember)- I can say that my 24hr solo ride last year was probably the most painful thing I had ever done. Ever! Yet exactly a year later I’d forgotten the pain and here I was doing it again. This time with another unicycle masochist at the start line- Nathan Hoover; and two 24hr 5-man unicycle teams.
Anyway, some of the events and times are a little fuzzy now (especially when I was delirious around about 3pm on Saturday)- but it went something like this:
Thursday 6 May:
All packed and ready I drive to Rotorua with a carful of unicycles and enough batteries to power up a small factory. I arrive at about 4pm at the Biers house (Peter Biers parents Hank and Judy live in Rotorua). They were a great support throughout the event- sheltering 12 unicyclists in their home, feeding and watering us out on the course, and just being an awesome host to our band of unicyclists.
I head out for a quick spin on the course but as it was still to be marked I rode only a short section on my Coker. The rain from the last few days made for some slippery bits but the singletrack was looking as good as ever.
As I came out of the forest I bumped into Mr Hoover.
“Hey you must be Ken!”
“You must be Nathan”
“Yep- how did you know?” (Looks at 36’ unicycle) Hmmm…that’s a big wheel- looks like mine in fact
Shortly after Murray the event organiser spots us and comes over to tell us we’re mad (or words to that effect which I won’t repeat here).
Friday 7 May:
We head off for a quick spin on the course when Joe Dyson and Pete Marchant (Pete66) arrive from Wellington. The course was about 95% singletrack- with a couple of short 4WD sections and a transition zone. Whilst it was fairly flat and rolling- I knew it was going to be tough. Every year I’d raced here (even when I was on two wheels) the course hammered me more than any other. No hills equals nowhere to rest; and the constant twisting and turning meant your mind had to be focused to ride this course.
We had lunch where Joe and Pete carboload with vanilla ice cream and coke. Nathan and I opt for the pasta.
Late afternoon- our support crew arrive. Blair the chief wrech from Johnsonville Cycles (my LBS) and Benny (all round good guy, hangs around at the bike shop) and Allison- Blairs partner and 12hr Soloist, arrive in Rotorua in the Campervan. They were going to support us Solo guys, whilst the unicycle teams were crewing their own.
10pm:
We’re off! Nathan and I start alongside Rowan (posts on RSU as Rowan) and Peter Bier (Peter_Bier) from the Moonride Monoride teams. The plan was to stay together but Peter Bier slows down to talk to the two solo ladybugs whilst the three of us sped off.
Lap 2 and I was feeling really good- knocked off a sub 30min lap (+1min at support zone). Still feeling pretty good I knocked off a few more quick laps and lapped both teams.
Sat 8 May:
2-6am (The Zombie Zone)
Not feeling so good anymore- this is probably the worst time for any soloist- the body clock shuts down and all you want to do is go to sleep. Nathan looks a little worse for wear, I feel no better. Blair and Benny force-feed us and make us drink to stay hydrated.
6am
The cortisol kicks in and I try to get in a few quick laps before the 12hr racers start. I bonk myself silly but managed to wobble back to camp thanks to the Leppin Squeezee in my back pocket. No sign of Nathan- I was getting worried.
I had to stop for a 40min break despite telling myself not to. Headed off later feeling much better.
10am
The 12hr racers start. The course gets a bit crowded.
12pm
Rowan: “How did you find the course?”
Me: : (grunt)
Rowan: “Have you tried your 29’er yet?”
Me: (Ugh)
Rowan: “How did you find your light?”
Me:
Rowan: “Did you ride that big rutted bit near the middle of the course?”
Me:
Rowan: “You must be knackered”
Me:
etc etc etc.
2pm
I bawl my eyes out. “Sob…sniffsniff* I can’t do it anymore!!!”
Nathan is wrapped in a warm blanket and getting psyched up by Blair. Eat that, drink this, and get back out there!
3pm
I get paranoid and throw a tanty when someone moves my seatpost up 2cm higher than it should be. Sorry about that- it’s no big deal but I was very pissed off at the time
4pm
Nathan lies asleep/unconscious in the campervan. We get back out in the sun. It’s apparently a very warm day. Our teeth chatter uncontrollably- it’s freezing!
6pm
I take a quick nap and wake up feeling much better. Fresh mind pushing a tired body. Better than tired mind, fresh body.
8pm
I take that back- fresh mind pushing tired body= body shutdown.
My race is over :o
10pm
Ohh…shower. We were driven back to the Biers house to be refreshed (luxury) before heading back for prizegiving.
Sunday 9 May:
Nothing better than a nice relaxing day chilling out with fellow unicyclists swapping war stories.
We soak in the hot pools before heading home
All in all a great weekend and (dare I say it) I’ve forgotten how painful it was already. Maybe I’ll come back next year. Then again…
Big thanks to:
Blair, Benny and Allison (our 24hr support crew)
The Biers
J’ville cycles
Unicycle.com NZ
The Moonride Monoride teams
The organises Murray and Ingrid for another great event
Nathan Hoover for coming to NZL to do this!
Seeya next year!
Ken Looi