mis-understood words

Inspired by yoopers:

Some of my earliest memories of Christmas songs were from when I was about 4-years-old. Even back then, I knew what a sleigh was but I did not know about a sopen sleigh. We would sing, “dashing through the snow in a one whore sopen sleigh”. I was only concerned about the sleigh.

Another lyric that also turned out to be wrong was “in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown”. I did not understand why they built a brown snowman.

I still grin when I hear these songs.

This is more of a reading problem, but I remember wondering as a young child when looking at some of my folk’s albums why Phil Ochs, Joan Baez among other performed Live in “Concrete”.

Somewhere there is a website devoted to such thngs.

The famous one is Jimi Hendrix: “Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

(For younger readers, Mr. Hendrix was a pop star. The real song goes, “Excuse me while I kiss the sky,” which makes a lot more sense when you think about it.)

In the 1970s, the egregious Paul McCartney found chart success with a county ‘n’ bagpipes number called Mull of Kintyre. I was visiting my elderly next door neighbour when the song came on the radio. She remarked, “I love this song: ‘Rollicking Times’.” I smirked, because I thought it was called ‘Mother Kentuck’ - neither of us having ever heard of the place called the Mull of Kintyre.

Rollicking Times would have been a far better song.

Coincidentally it is called www.kissthisguy.com

Phil

Not quit e a misunderstood lyric, but it amused me. I have a workmate who is a keen music fan and musician. We work in a busy insurance claims office with hundreds of phone calls a day. Because of the area we cover, we have a large number of Asian customers. I left him a note on his desk while whe was at lunch asking if he knew anything about Ali Vazami Azir.

It took him 5 minutes.

speaking of christmas song… i though the song O’ Tanenbaum (sp?) was O’ Timebomb…

A friend of a friend of mine used to sing “Missed the boat Jangles”. And another friend who has never sang one song correct in his life swears that the song is “Raindrops keep falling on my ‘fore’ head.”

David

OMG as a man of 20 i have believed all my life that Jimi was asking permission to be excused to perform a homosexual act, rather than just talking rubbish because he was off his tits on LSD.

Gay.

My son once asked if there were more blades of grass than infinity.

(try explaining the concept of infinity to a 6 year old after a hard day’s swimming and baking in the Turkish heat)

Cathy

That’s funny. That made me laugh. :slight_smile:

A new one, from last night. I have a bluegrass/old time CD of a local band, The Slow Down Boys, and the first track startled me when I heard,

“Can you change your knickers*,
Can you change in mine?”

Shocked by this sordid question, I waited agog for the next chorus to hear the correct words:

“Can you change a nickel
Can you change a dime?”

(Note for US readers, over here, knickers = ladies’ panties, not gentleman’s trousers that reach just below the knee.)

All we are saying, is give Jesus pants!

  • John Lennon

There are two Bethanies in my 6 year-old daughter’s class at school. You need to know this.

So there she was at Xmas singing with gusto at the school carol service:

“Ring out those Christmas bells - Bethany M, Bethany M!”

I thought, given your social constructivist view of reality, that you would’ve told him that infinity doesn’t really exist. :wink:

I had to Google that to find out what it means.

The internet is a wonderful thing.

It surely is… apart from those rare times when you simply cannot find a suitable search string for that essential piece of information. Then it should be damned to hell .

Nao

Not all social constructionists contend that social constructionism makes ontological statements. The element of construction is in our perception of and reaction to reality. We can certainly only perceive reality through the filters of our senses, and analyse it through the filters of our preconceptions of how to analyse.

Others do contend that everything is socially constructed, and that there is no reality. No definite ontological statements can be made, except of course the ontological statement that all reality is socially constructed.

That would mean that the statement, “All reality is no more than a social construction” would be self contradictory. You could envisage (many) societies in which this statement was not believed to be true, and therefore, in its own terms, it wouldn’t be true.

Yes, I have been reading up on it, and I give parts of it a cautious thumbs up, and parts of it a definite thumbs down. It reads to me like existentialism with a committee.

Right on topic. There are lots of words here that I don’t understand. :roll_eyes:

Sorry, bad day at work, left early, shot from the hip. Just teasing Cathwood, really.:wink:

Joking apart, the Social Constructionism thing is interesting, but some of the claims made for it are over-ambitious.