if you don’t know me or mike you will think this post is rather stupid and if you know us you will probably think its stupid too but ohwell
well swarbyboy aka mike swarbrick, today met the results of a night of drunkenness when he had to meet his friend who happens to be a girl and might become his girl friend lol wow this thread is silly,
when drunk he was all in the spirit of the party and drunk n not knowing what he was doing he got with this girl, as in a french kiss or snog whatever and since then he has been reluctantly texting her not knowing what she looks like, and today had to leave a uni group ride which was admittedly dispersing to go have an awkward coffee with her which gentleman that he is he was paying for.
i think most of us can say we have done something along these lines before and so all of us should show our sympathy but also laugh at him lol
just a bit of me takin da michael out of michael really lol
i ran out of breath on the 4th line, i dare not finish for fear of passing out
ha ha lectured on puntuation by a 14 year old, probably tells me that i replaced full stops in that post with lol’s
i think mostly understood that…ok so mike and you were smashed, then he made out with an ugly chick and then met her the next day? umm i think thats what it said…
Anything better than a drunk Lucas…
ohhhhh i was a bit off… 
hahahahahahahahaah
Guys your making it sound a wee bit worse than it is don’t ya think? She isn’t ugly.
I wasn’t completley smashed, if it’s any consolation to any females out there, I don’t do this often and I do honestly like her, just don’t need a girlfreind at the minute.
I like the pic Lucas.
Mike
lmao where the helll you get that from my once sound reputation is going down the loo lol, i want that as my picture on the qu ax website.
ha ha ha these photos are going to follow me everywhere lol, i was going to do a girl for freestyle this year but mum and dad said your 17 now you need to stop dressing up as a woman so often, i am so gutted lol joking
And you expect us to laugh aswell! I’d pass out at line 3 then 
Yeah… but… he does smell of peaches! And who doesn’t like a 17yr old boy who dresses up like a girl in the weekend that smells of peaches! Me is looking forward to BUC hehe
Yes. Only at weekends from now on.
<sfx: Opening bars of “Dancing Queen”…>
Those all sound like perfectly normal and non-funny things for a single person to do.
He knows her phone number but not what she looks like?
Normally it’s the other way round.
actually this thread didnt make me laugh at mike but damn that picture lucas, very nice 
ahaha its gonna follow u everywhere like evan with his tiny bc wheel he was trying to sell lol
That picture is really good.
Makes me want to put on a skirt myself.
I’ve seen you in a skirt.
It’s quite alarming.
You know, you could get yourself hanged if you were overheard by a scot.
Edit: plus, my wasn’t as short and transparent as Lucas’s.