Fortunately that story is in The Onion. Otherwise I might have gotten fooled in to believing it. 
well, i was hoping to catch at least someone and not have the game given away in the very first post
thanx a lot john
Ooops! I didn’t mean to spoil the party.
The Waffle Truth would also be a good Bill Clinton flavor. You could just shorten it to The Waffle.
or they could do one that tastes of old beach sandal…
I’ve also heard that the Michael Moore Waffle Truth ice cream has two distinct effects on the consumer.
About half find the taste complex and engaging, leaving them comfortably full and wanting more.
The other half find their first few bites seem to taste good but ultimately leaves a lasting bad taste in the mouth. 
Anything with Michael Moore in the title makes me vomit…every…single…time…
I love his videos there just so stupid and one sided, and I guess thats what I love about them hehehehe