I was practicing uni in a local park. You have to picture me clinging to a fence, spinning off, and then experiencing a fairly rapid UPD. Or should I call them NUDs (Not Unexpected Dismounts) since I would be more surprised at this stage if I suddenly found myself riding (would that be an UPR–Unplanned Ride?). A ten-year old girl who had been watching me came over and said, “My friend over there is really sad. Could you fall down again and make her laugh?”
I was most happy to oblige.