you shouldn’t be giving away my name (or other peoples) over the internet.
i did write a children’s book one time for psychology class. it was called “my spoon is too big.” yes it is a spoof of that youtube video. it was about a dog who couldn’t eat his cereal because his spoon was too big and he called another dog to help him. anyway i had to read it to first graders.
Why pay money to kill cats when you can do it for free? Still, drowning them probably isn’t the most humane way to do it.
I first used this username when I created my MSN account last winter. I wanted something with my name in it and I didn’t unicycle last winter so skiing was my favourite sport. Now I use it for everything online.
My first name was “Uni Tricks” on the forums because I just found out how many tricks you could actually do on a unicycle so I just called my self Uni Tricks. Then I thought that was gay after a while and was really a name so I changed it to “Unisyko”. But within a few days someone said it could get mixed with other usernames cos theres people with names like “unipsyhco” and “Yunisyko”. So then I changed it to “Unisykolist” I thought that was cool because it was just about the same as my Unisyko name and it sounded like “unicyclist”.
Well I feel ashamed. I lied about my name. I really don’t think I should tell any of you what it is. That is for a good reason. And there is quite a long story behind all of it. Without going into any detail it all started about three years ago. One day I was walking through a dog bog bear footed. And I stepped in a pile of gorgon drool. The drool was just beginning to congeal so I knew that the gorgon had to be somewhere nearby. I was not afraid because I had been in much worse situations before. I knew that is the gorgon knew I was there it would try to capture me and do whatever it is that gorgons do when they capture you. So I began to run as stealth fully as possible trying not to attract any attention when I stumbled upon a cottage. It was a small cottage and the inhabitants were not home. I went inside and found three bowls of porridge. I was quite hungry so I decided to eat the porridge. I got a spoon and tried the first bowl. It was too hot the second bowl was too cold but the third bowl was just right. So I ate it and left because I am not goldilocks. I began traveling through the bog once more. When I got to the end of the bog I found a road. I fallowed the road all the way to Rome. Where I was incarcerated and forced to become a gladiator. I was the best gladiator Rome had ever seen. And Caesar made me fight until I killed every last dodo bird and that is why they are extinct. And then one day I finally won my freedom. As soon as I did I went and talked to brutes. Then he killed Caesar and I assumed leadership of Rome under the assumed name of Augustus. Then after I screwed things up I knew what I did was going to lead to the fall of Rome so I got into my time machine and came back to reality where my name became Caesar and it’s pronounced like C and ZER so I used the name C-ZER.
The End
I always thought your nickname was a cool word for something. Nice name, though (not that I’m hinting at something, but I really like it :D)
For my nickname, let’s just say, I’m unusually gifted down below.
But on a more serious not, I juggle three balls.
Err well 1-wheeled-grape… where could that have dome from? I was given the nickname grape for some reason, I think it was something to do with being short and fat with a big green jacket. I have no idea where the 1-wheeled part came from… it just appeared
And in the thread that Tom linked, is the link to this thread, which has my explaination on page 1.
my initials, pure, natural and simple
i like penguins and fairy penguins are the coolest.
When I joined I planned to do Muni (and still do when I get money for one).
My mate calls The Isle Of Wight, Fraggle Rock. Fraggles live on Fraggle Rock, and so do I.
F.
somewhere here on the forums is another thread like this that wasn’t linked to already where I’m pretty sure I posted my meaning of my username… but I can’t remember now…
well i was named after my dad, peter so whenever mum was talking to someone on the phone shed say little peter or big peter. kinda outgrown it now seen as im about 5 inches taller than him and the 123 came from nowhere i think just liddlepeter was taken lol
I always thought it was because you unicycled in fruit of the looms.
If you go there and read the 33rd reply you’ll be referred to an even earlier thread. I wonder if that thread is more real than the one you found.
My name is Linus and my last name starts with a K, simple as that.
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same for me Nic is my name and my last name starts with F,Simple as that.
My real name is Orville Redenbacher and I chose my RSU username because it has two letters “F” in it.
It’s okay to wonder, but the answer is No. The thread I linked to was the real thread…real because it links the original thread on the topic to this current lame fake thread on the topic.