As has happened since the beginning of time, the ancient and traditional morris dance has been performed again at dawn this morn, ensuring that the sun will continue to rise for the coming year and that the harvest and womenfolk shall be fertile.
Wassail!
Hooray! Hooray! The first of May!
Outdoor sex begins today!
It seems that loose societies don’t last long. Does history agree?
What I want to know is how May Day went from a celebration to an excuse for the Workers Of The World to block rush hour traffic.
What makes a society loose… Other than prune juice?
mayday aint got nothing on what today really is 
Well, the sun rose, and we are forever to those who perform the rituals that keeps this happening.
Next year, the dancers might threaten to NOT do it, threaten to end the world, unless they get to dance on an HBO special!!
A loose society is filled with fornicators, I think he means. And the USA is a loose society!!
USA! USA! USA!
Surely what he means by loose is ‘un-christian’.
More Merkins go to church than those of any other developed nation.
I’m interested how you quantify the looseness of a society.
“First-of-May”? It’s a circus term. Look it up if you’re bored…
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