Why do I smell so damn bad?
do you eat healthy? what is the smell and were is it coming from?
I think this may be a joke referring to, umm… DeadGuy.
No.
Because dead people have no sense of smell.
For a short time I belonged to a community gym, nothing fancy, just local folks lifting weighs. So in comes this guy of average build, dressed in all black, no one you’d look twice at, that is until the odor starts building.
Literally, this guy smelled like a combination of old sneakers and well done road kill. People would literally move to a different area of the gym to avoid the smell, the fans would be directed toward the area he was working, and the doors and windows would be opened.
So one day he gets to talking about his odor problem; yeah, he was quite aware of the odor, and he says that he had tried everything under the sun including changes to his diet, clothing (fibers), deoderants, was even seen by a medical specialist, all for naught.
Maybe he was dead, then again, if he was dead then he wouldn’t be abele to smell, so I guess he could have been the undead, but then why would he smell so bad…