Mathematical representation of muni?

Hi all–

On my custom user caption of my mtbr forum profile, I attempted to give a humorous mathematical expression to represent muni for those in the biking community. This is what I came up with:

M(uni)=MTB*f(x)/2

to show “muni=mountain bike fixed gear with one wheel”

Got any ideas that are better? Bear in mind that it’s been 22 years since I last took an official math class (differential equations, if it matters!).

Wait till Harper and Maestro get here.
Keep your headache tablets handy.

Wouldn’t fixed gear be better represented by a constant, e.g. k. f(x) is a function, with the input variable x, which implies a change.

Or, if f(x) represents the gears, you could divide the MTB by it.

eh… M(uni)=MTB/f(x)/2 - h, where h is the handlebars.

There’s also a matter of defining and sorting out your units to ensure homogenity of the equation.

-Ivan