Unicycle Humor … )–/====================================:-)
"Computer M-Uni" ==============
(a Dressler adaptation of an old joke)
Emerging from a muddy, Nothern European forest on his Muni one rainy afternoon,
a M-uni rider on a cool, expensive machine (Roger Davies perhaps) realises that
he is lost.
He cruises up to the first house he sees, begins a slow idle in a mud
puddle, and shouts to the man on the front porch: “Excuse me, can you tell
me where I am?”
The man on the porch says: “Yes. You’re on a scrungy - dirty unicycle, idling in
a mud puddle about 10 meters from my front porch.”
“Thank You, Sir, and by any chance do you work in Information Technology,”
queries the rider?
“I do” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well” says the M-unicyclist, “everything you have told me is technically
correct, but it’s of no use to anyone.”
The man on the porch says “And you must be a user”
“I am” replies the M-unicyclist, “but how did you know?”
“Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but
you expect me to be able to help.”
The M-unicyclist is in the same position as before (still lost) but now it’s
definitely “His Fault.”
Sound Familiar Anyone ????? o/ "Ha- ppy 1999 to All- !!" /S
Steve Dressler - Hong Kong Often Frustrated "User!"