forrest!
i missed u
Thanks… and holy shit thats funny…even better than Nucking Futs!!!
twas good but not great.
all i can say is holy lag-that thing is like a novel. i didnt read it.i have to collect my thoguths then maybe i will.
Haha its good once you get into it.
That’s one LONG joke!
wasn’t this joke a part of the “clean jokes” thread? or am I just getting senile at age 22?
Brilliant!!
great story but still crappy joke
You thought it was crappy??
Do you even get it?
Better Nate than Lever?
Dontcha geddit?
It’s an awesome joke!!
I can’t belive people acually read that. it is huge
damn that took a long time to read, like really
wasn’t as funny as i hoped, but it was okay. i actually read the whole thing.
I can’t belive I read the whole thing. It was a good story though.
that was good
long but the twist, oh thats most of my night gone now…
wow. that was really long, but good none the less. in unearthed deep emotions of love inside me. but seriously, here’s another one that isn’t quite so lengthy. idk if it’s in some other thread about jokes. it’s along the same lines as this one, though.
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam where best friends. They did everything together.
The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever
and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good.
Larry and Sam did so much together that they even dies together. Larry went
to heaven and Sam went to hell.
Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Peter came up to him and said
“Larry, you know you are the nicest lobster we ever had up here. Everyone likes
you but you seem to be a bit depressed. Tell me what is bothering you, maybe
I can help.”
Larry said, “Well, don’t get me wrong Pete, Ilike it up here and everything,
but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. We used to do everything together
and I really miss him a lot.”
St. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, “I tell you whatm I can
arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day.
How would that sound?”
This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning
and grabbes his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell.
When the doors opened he was met by Sam. The hugged each other and they were
off. You see in Hell Sam owned a disco. The spent the day there together
and had a great time. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the
elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and
went up to heaven. He steped off the elevator and was greeted there by
St. Peter who blocked the doorway to heaven. He looked at Larry and said,
“Larry Lobster, Didn’t you forget something?”
Larry looked around and said “No, I don’t think so I have my Halo and my
wings.”
St. Peter looked at him and said, “Yes, but what about your harp?”
Larry gasped and said, “I left my Harp in Sam Clam’s Disco!”
did you guys actually read it? i didnt i decided to see how long it was but i didnt think it was worth reading if it was a bad joke… i know i know im being pesamistic:p if thats how you spell it
i actually did read it. i had a lot of spare time when i did though. i was thinking about this joke the other day and i think it is actually worth reading. its sort of like reading a short book with a joke at the end. its not the best joke in the world but its slightly amusing!
that joke was hilarious, it made me want to curl up and Cry out “YOU WASTED 20MINS OF MY LIFE ARGHHHHH” but then think, it was worth it,
Dan
That Was The Best Joke Ever!!!