longest bottles of beer sing along

1 000 000 bottles of beer on the wall 1000000 bottles of beer take one down pass it around then you have 999 999 bottles of beer on the wall…

999 999 bottles of beer on the wall 999 999 bottles of beer take one down pass it around thaen you have 999 998 bottles of beer on the wall…

999 998 bottles of beer on the wall 999 998 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 999 997 bottles of beer on the wall…

Oops, sorry I thought I was a lightweight, but apparently not.

To botles oof bier on da vvall… <thump>

oh no! he passed out, I’ll have to fill in for him, here goes, 999 997 bottles of beer on the wall 999 997 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around then you have 999 996 bottles of beer on the wall

so if hes passed out, do we have a stand in moderator? i nominate kapoute

768 bottles of beer on the wall, 768 bottles of beer
take one down, pass it around, 768 bottles of beer on the wall

One of the big problems have been solved… an unlimited supply.

Now to get rid of those side effects. Or was that the problem you solved? Just pass it around and put it back up.

of course!, the song doesn’t say anything about drinking them :slight_smile:

“…take one down, drink it down…” just doesnt have the same ring to it

what about “drink it around” (it might make more sense after a little while…)

It’s beer. It gets passed around. You can put the bottle back, but there will be no beer left in it. If there is, pass it this way. Anyone got 2000 mile long arms?

999,990 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,990 bottles of beer, when I’m done, there should be none, Angdh Ieee lohvvvee yoooooooooooooou.

fugck the po’lice

Holy crap, if I had 999,999 bottles of beer on my wall, I would certainly not have time to be sitting here passing them around with you guys. I would be permanently hooked to the stomach pump and waiting in the liver transplant line. Don’t worry though, when I get to 768, 768 you can all come to my wake and drink the rest for yourselves.