London Two Wheelers?

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This COULD be seen as a licence to ride your uni through London. Then again it could be used as a means of chasing you if you do.
Note the "circus " reference and get ready with your “It dit diddle iddle…” and your “Where’s your other wheels?”

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23425524-details/Bobbies+on+the+beat+take+to+Segway+scooters+to+save+their+shoe+leather/article.do

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