Locating fellow geeks/ fattest Muni rider

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Hey!
I’m looking for someone to ride with in PORTLAND, OR.
Anyone? anyone? anyone?

Oh yeah, my taint hurts like hell after long in the saddle road rides. D’ya think it could have something to do with my weight? I’m not such a pettite flower at 215 lbs. If I drop a few, d’ya think it’ll help?

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If you come out to pittsburgh I would love to go ride.

And loosing a few pounds Cant hurt…cant say it will help either though…

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i live in Salem,only 50 miles south.your post kind of scares me though,not sure if i want to hear about your sore taint the whole time.

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Re: Locating fellow geeks/ fattest Muni rider

Just out of curiousity, do you happen to be a (big) Forest Whitaker fan?

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

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forest whittaker scares the bejeezuz out of me! Which eye should I look at???

So all ‘o you skinny guys’ taints hurt too?

anyone out there fatter 'n me?

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my taint sould’nt concern you,dont come to Salem.no you cant sit on my unicycle.

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I only ask cause he asked much the same question as in your original post in the excellent film, The Color of Money. You should look at the eye that is least likely to separate you from your bejeezuz, of course.

I’m not even remotely skinny, so I’m fairly confident that after a long ride my taint(s) hurt like hell, too. Do you have a particular method to relieve the soreness of your taints after a long ride?

Undoubtedly.

Cheers,
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ