ok i got this idea from skool (yeah im spkin in slang mate!
)
and thought it yould be a good idea for a thread and i dont think its been done before
so basicly we find some lines that are crucial for a film and change them so that the film woulnt be able to go on…do ye get me?
ok il start:
Toy Story
opens present
"aww…i HATE space rangers…hmph 
"
throws it in a bin
let me see some more (better:D) ideas!!
ya, in the movie patriot
“we have to defned my family and country!”
“actually nvm, im tired”
movies ends
“Luke, I’m your unkle.”
“crap my legs hurt, cant be botherd to destroy the ring gandalf…sorry”
“Aw, instead of wasting the afternoon sledging, I’ll see if I can unicycle in the snow instead.”
Citizen Kane.
“odoyle doesnt rule”
billy madison
“Pedro sucks, I’m voting for summer”
Napolean Dynamite
Although that movie would probably still go on.
The Matrix:
Neo: NO MORPHEUS! I wont take either of your pills! Dont do drugs kids!
haha
or
“nah…hasent your mom ever told you?!?..dont accept sweets from strangers”
morpheous: take the red pill and the story goes on
neo takes the red pill in his hands and is about to swallow it
morpheous: Neo, it’s a suppository
hahahahahahaha
TITANIC:
“Never let go jack”
Jack:"…um, this is kinda hard to say, but i think i’m gay"
Ricky Bobby: “I wanna go SLOW!” or “Mom, SLOW DOWN!”
Blues Brothers
‘Joliet’ Jake Blues: “The Band!”
Elwood Blues: “Reverend, we’re on a mission from God. We need to raise $5,000 to save the orphanage.”
Reverend Cleophus James: “We took an offering, here’s all the money you need with enough left over for both you to get a fresh start on life.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sorry Charlie, It’s not a winner.
Luke, i am your mother
“Luke”
“yea?”
“nuthin’”
“luke”
“yea?”
“i am your father’s, uncle’s. nephew’s, cousin twice removed, roomate’s, lawn service’s guy’s, mother-in-law’s, secret lover.”
“say hello to my little friend”
“aw he’s cute, how old is he?”
“2 months, got him from the pound”