and just because i can, here’s my all time favorite limerick…
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
duh duh duh duh duh,
duh duh duh duh duh,
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh shit.
(worlds worst limerick…)
“Bride” popped into my mind too.
This morning I wanted to go for a ride
But today is the day I must take a bride
If for the nuptials I’m late
She’ll never consummate
For no scorn worse than a woman belied