Let's pick on ugly people, they are stupid

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OK, I will start.
What’s with the "ginger " thing. I always saw red headed girls with freckles as hot. Not all of them of course, but as a general trait, a strawberry blond rocks. My favorite, with freckles please.

So I was playing this softball game with some friends. I hadn’t swung a bat in years, but it was fun , as a juggler. My technique was to hit to the girls. I love attention from pretty girls, so I was aiming right at them.

Got caught out a bunch, but seriously, winning this game was being scored a different way.

So anyway, a friend, a buff blond freckled guy on my team comes to the plate.
He hits the ball farther than I have ever seen.Like outa the park. Everyone loved it, except maybe the guy who owned the ball, but he didn’t whine, and we were all blown away.

So I told my friend That’s awesome! you so impressed everyone, all the girls are looking at you now ! But he was like, no, don’t make fun of me , they are watching you, I am a ginger.

I had no concept of what that meant (and truly, as a showman, I can tell you, all the girls were looking at him, I can feel it). But he knew I was popular, and then because we were friends he just told me some crazy shit. That he had reddish hair and got lot’s of freckles and that made him ugly. I told him that was stupid, although as a hetro guy, I can’t speak for the girls, but I saw freckles and red hair as hot on girls.

I’m not so sure that my pep talk worked, but I tried. I was amazed to learn that people with freckles feel ugly, but he was a close friend and his words were honest IMHO. I went so far as to tell him he was being stupid, but , sorta like on this forum, that doesn’t always make people feel better. We can only try.

Maybe the worst thing a person can do to themselves, is convince themselves they are ugly. Like you are going to get another life. Most people are better looking than they believe IMHO.

So let it rip. Stupid stuff people do because they feel ugly.

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No replys yet, Ok I’ll go next

I started a thread about an ugly subject. Not to surprised that it is unpopular.

Sensitive pretty black girls. Now I would never call a pretty girl ugly, hell I would never even call an ugly girl ugly. I do not believe in honesty as a basic social skill.

But anyway, I was walking down the street at fantasy feast (an awesome Key West street party), and sort of fell in with a group of black people. There was me and 3 black guys following 4 hot black girls and we started talking. One of the guys noticed I was looking at this pretty girls ass, and said, “you want to spank that”, and we were joking. The girls seemed to be having fun to, and one of them turned around and smiling asked me if I had ever had a black girlfriend.

Here’s were everything went wrong. I said “no”. Then one of the black guys was behind me, grabbed me by around the neck and we scuffled a bit until I broke free, and no one else was attacking me, so I was like “see you guys”, and took a side road. Didn’t want to walk with them no more. I was more puzzled than pissed. Black/white relations in Key West are usually excellent. Haitians are the most polite group you could meet.Despite speaking french. These were not Haitians.

I found the girls on the side street 10 minutes later,getting into their car. I told them I thought they were beautiful. Really, only 2 of them were really, really hot, and I was only interested in one of them, who seemed to have a connection with me. The other 3 were all like “you ain’t never dated a black girl”, and they left in a huff kinda. I felt bad that I could feel I had hurt their feelings.

I saw the three black guys passing me by outside of the Parrot bar 2 hours later. They didn’t know those girls, but we were cool and it was fun to talk to them. They were nice, but unhelpful.

Figuring it out myself, I have concluded I made the girls feel ugly with my simple “no”. I grew up in a white town, and I answered their question honestly. But if a black girl asks you if you have ever had a black girlfriend, do not say “no”. It’s as bad as when a pretty but chubby girl asks you “does this dress make me look fat”? Every girl says they want an honest boy, but that’s just because they are lying. Be careful. Honesty tends to piss girls off if it makes them feel ugly.

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The cops, now that’s an ugly bunch

Don’t get me started on the cops. They’ve really pissed me off. They think they look so cool in blue and with those fancy lighted cars. They are uglier in my rear view mirror than I am in my bathroom in the mourning. And I’m sure I drink more than they do. They have tested me… I don’t know how they do it. What an ugly sight.“Just doing our job” they always say.

But did you know they travel around in gangs threatening people with guns? There outa be a law against that. It’s very intimidating.

Why, things have gotten so bad around here, I stay home at night and do my drugs alone. I’m not sure the streets are safe anymore.

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Shut up, you bigoted idiot.

You racist.

You accuser of nazism.

Shut it.

And shut it now.

Gottit?

Good.

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wow Gild , that was pretty ugly of you

Pretty good, pretty good. I would say not so funny, but that might hurt your feelings. So I won’t say that, it was funny for you, plus you"re maybe having a pretty bad day already I’m sure, being so ugly and all that.

The Nazis thing, not so popular here in the states I will tell you. It must be a south african thing. But I will try.

The nazis. I almost feel like bagging on the germans now, but I am drinking beer now , so I’ll just have to just stick to nazis.

Nazis were so ugly they had to walk funny when they marched, just to get anyone to look at them.

Nazis were so ugly that chaplin stopped telling jokes about them. Of course he was dead by then, but so was most of the people that met the nazis. That’s no excuse , Chaplin was one of the funniest guys of all time, he should still be funny. It’s just his mustache. Off putting. Still to soon.

And another thing Mr GILD, I don’t like being called a racist. I am still trying to pick up pretty black chicks. I’m just not as good at it as I would like. Plus we reserve that insult for south africans.

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GILD, it’s no use. Looking at the statistics you will see that from time to time ftl starts rambling about seemingly random topics in several threads, talk alot to himself in thess threads and then keep quiet for some time.
Whatever the reason behind all this maybe, i hope it’s nothing bad (problems, etc.) and i hope no one get’s hurt.

Greetings

Byc

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Hi Byc, you speak the truth and yes, I probably should know better.

This individual did previously goad me with unspeakable allegations until I lashed out and got myself banned from this forum for a couple of days.
Needless to say, I didn’t take to kindly to that and while I’ve managed to ignore him rather effectively since then, for some unknown reason I decided to respond to this one.

Aye, I should know better.

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No bad GILD

I mean, we all love each other here, even you sometimes. I know that is kinda hard for you to believe, what with being so ugly and all, but we think you are sorta OK. Just give us a break and don’t post a forum pic, we have scared off enough people from this thread already.

Also, remember the bar for south africans has been set pretty low. Unicyclists , as a group are the ugliest people on the planet, but we don’t expect as much from south african riders. You guys are so low, if you went any further south you would have to post from Antarctica, where internet service is poor.

Unicyclists are all ugly. That’s why we meet on the internet, other than the occasional monitor reflection, it’s not really that scary. The only reason we ride around on one wheel is because it’s slower. So if we ever decided to get together it would take longer to see each other. Then of course, the first thing we’d do is hold a contest to see who can ride backwards fastest.
Yeah it can get pretty ugly around here. But it’s not just because you are here here GILD, it’s all of us.

I’m so ugly I post with a bag over my face. With 2 holes in it so I can see the monitor. You do it to, I know it, we all know it. We’re all doing it.We are the ugliest group of people in history. We only tell nazis jokes to improve our self esteem.

Did you know Gilby runs this place ? Now that’s an ugly guy for you. Sorry to hear he banned you for 2 days on account of me. I was hoping for 2 years, but you know…it is what it is. We ugly folk just do what we can to get by. At half the speed of bicyclists of course, but just keep the bag on your head so you don’t scare to many children, you can ride right by.

And did you know he’s getting married ? Probably not true, because Gilby told me, and well , a uni cyclist getting married? , and Gilby giving away gold is a pretty far fetched. What’s next ? A Hobbit 2 where Golum falls in love and gives away the ring?, or a forum post where Gilby posts he has found anything more valuable than gold. I’m betting on Hobbit 2, but you know, it’s the rumor, I hear it’s true. He’s going to give away precioussss.

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I’m not sure if everyone understands the spirit of this thread

I mean , there is a lot of ugly people here. And most of you are stupid, I figured I would get a little more enthusiasm. How stupid of me.

I know what it must be. I am making some of you feel insecure. I know I’m the ugliest guy here. That makes me #1. So the rest of you aren’t just ugly, you suck at it.

I’m so ugly I can knock flies off the wall just by looking at them. Of course, we have to make eye contact first. But still it’s an impressive trick.

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I think it’s funny how FTL comes on this forums and talks about juggling like he’s the best in the world at it, he’s a street performer and all, and he’s hot shit because he’s a numbers juggler.

I’ve never really liked him.

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Being sensitive to gay peoples feelings

It’s ok that you don’t REALLY like me. I live in the gayest town in the country, so I understand.

I’m kinda glad I’m not gay. Not only are gay guys kinda sensitive to appearances, I’m so ugly,if a guy wanted to fuck me in the ass or the mouth, I’d have to tell him which is which.

Now on a serious note Habby, about the juggling thing, I detect a note of jealousy. Perhaps the ugliest emotion. But the way I got to be so good was to find the best jugglers I could, and not be jealous, learn from them. The only good teachers you can find will be better than you. Get used to it.

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I’m just going to come in to speak up for poor dead Charlie Chaplin. He hasn’t been dead as long as you think. He passed away around 1981 or so (don’t remember exactly).

Also he was very aware of the similarity between his “little tramp” moustache and Hitlers. So aware, that he used it in a 1940 film called The Great Dictator. This movie poked major fun of Hitler and was very controversial. But a good movie. A talkie, of course.

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Not ugly enough John

I mean, I thought you were my friend, and then you go all informative and throw facts at me. The truth hurts John. You should be more sensitive. That was a funny joke. Nothing in life hurts more than when a friend tells me the truth. Only the truth hurts John, the rest is like water off my back, and I live in water like a duck.
But anyway, thanks for your response. Just try to make it uglier next time.

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Hmm. You live in water like being on an island. Perhaps you need to spend some time on the mainland?

Anyway here’s a picture of me with Charlie Chaplin. Taken yesterday, believe it or not, at Madame Tussaud’s in Hollywood. In his older films, the moustache was often painted on. His wax figure has it in hair.

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Does the museum provide the bowler and cane for photos like this? Nice one!

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Yes to the props. Similar ones were offered for a pose with Marlene Ditrich.

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Marlene Dietrich was into spanking?

Who knew?

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Hey guys.

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:d:d

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Thats really good John

I have been really kicking myself trying to come up with a comment that is funny or ugly, but I am stumped.

I don’t know why, you are almost as ugly as me, and Chaplin is funny, but I have nothing to say. Thanks for the post though, very cool.:slight_smile: