You are a very funny man.
By the way, how many times have you heard a parent say to their kid “Look, honey - a one-wheeled bicycle!” ?!?!?!
Last week I rode past two elderly women and overheard one exclaim to the other, “Oh look! It’s a LADY!” AARGH
At least it was made up for shortly thereafter by the construction worker in a GIANT High-hoe who leaned on his horn and gave me the thumbs up.