Least witty quote of the day (from non riders)

Is anyone else tired of hearing comments that aren’t witty? For some reason people think that saying “Dude you lost a wheel” is witty. So here is the least witty quote of the day thread. Share things you’ve heard that aren’t witty and have fun posting!!

There’s already a 6000+ post thread to that topic (it does have a few witty ones though), enjoy:

Yeah I saw that one. This one is for UNWITTY quotes

I don’t want to rain on your parade, but approximately 5981 of the 6000+ are unwitty.

Yeah you’re probably right