It seems I am winning.
I lost again
Then let me win
Call me the first place loser
Stop posting. Thread Locked
Thread unlocked
You know the price when you win? You have to wash your neighbour’s car every day in your life.
I have no neighbors…
THREAD LOCKED! 
Unlock the thread!
You posted right next to me, I have a car.
I also have a car and you just won. Oh wait…
But I locked it…
I have the key
But I used the key.
Hey! Where’s my key? Someone stole it
The key broke while locking the thread, no chance to unlock.
Whoever put the little 1st place medal on this thread is a genius
7,000 posts on this thread!
The medal sometimes covers my text.