We’ve gotta get the thread to 7000 posts today.
Only 68 to go…
No you are not, because we are all going to get off our device and do some riding.
Bye.
I can’t get off my device currently as I’m writing a report
No you are not.
I just did. Here it is: As the champion of this thread, I declare myself the winner, and it will stay that way for as long as I want. I am controlling each and every one of you, and the only reason you post is because I want you to. I. Win. 
The main flaw in your logic is that you are still not outside riding
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Or winning as I am.
Did you find your wheel?
I still have it. You only need one. 
I leave this topic, now, Last one to get off your device and go ride wins is the best “last one to” topic!
f-bounce:
(also, I win)
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You are mistaken. I win.
ez victory
Yeah i gotta agree with that, much more fun to actually do something instead of tactical commenting
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Does that mean I am the permanent winner for this thread?
Nah bruv, it would appear that your claim to victory was premature. 
Oh really
It seems I won. 
Once again you are mistaken 